Holla,
Just needed to do this. Was not planning to do it, but here we go.
I want to thank myself for being able to live with you bunch of $#@!s this long. I want you all to realize how hard it can be to read all your retarded posts everyday. That's why I want you all to know how proud I'm of myself, that I've lasted this long. Most of you hate me and that's OK, someday you will see the truth (you just need to believe in it).
I will continue my night with a glass of juice. Yes, this red liquid is juice. That's why it probably tastes like $#@!. You can all continue your meaningless posting.