maybe you want to adopt a 23 yrs old bum from lithuania? 
and what about national drinks, you do that as well?
and what about national drinks, you do that as well?
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Dear Wife (During World Cup) (1 Viewer)
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ReBeL said:
Dear Wife,
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together"
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9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
Nr three is brilliant.
God i hate watching sports with girls, when i watch sports i want a couple of guys glued to the tv, belching screaming and cursing and on ocasion cheering and celebrating. I don't want no women around at all, especially not attractive ones. There's nothing more distracting then a beautiful woman. Your mind will try to watch the tv but your dick will be plotting schemes on how to outshine your friends to impress the pretty girl, will fuck you up right where you're sitting. What i really really don't want is a woman sitting there cursing and screaming, trying to act like one of the guys. The posers aren't the worst though, the worst kind of "female football evening intruder" is the one who's currently attached to one of your mates, nine times out of ten your mate will sit there like a trained puppy dog asking permission to have a beer and on top of that he will also ask for forgivnes every time he breaks wind. Uggh, please girls just leave me alone when i'm watching sports and will repay the favor evertime i walk to the kitchen for a snack, four women at the table, i walk in and suddenly the conversation either stops or starts sounding fake. Talking about something i shouldn't hear? Guess what, next time i'll sit my ass down at the table and ask who has the better rump, Brad Pitt or Ashton Kutcher. Oh come on girls, gimme some hot gossip. Let's see if that will spoil your fun.
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together"
. 9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
Nr three is brilliant.
God i hate watching sports with girls, when i watch sports i want a couple of guys glued to the tv, belching screaming and cursing and on ocasion cheering and celebrating. I don't want no women around at all, especially not attractive ones. There's nothing more distracting then a beautiful woman. Your mind will try to watch the tv but your dick will be plotting schemes on how to outshine your friends to impress the pretty girl, will fuck you up right where you're sitting. What i really really don't want is a woman sitting there cursing and screaming, trying to act like one of the guys. The posers aren't the worst though, the worst kind of "female football evening intruder" is the one who's currently attached to one of your mates, nine times out of ten your mate will sit there like a trained puppy dog asking permission to have a beer and on top of that he will also ask for forgivnes every time he breaks wind. Uggh, please girls just leave me alone when i'm watching sports and will repay the favor evertime i walk to the kitchen for a snack, four women at the table, i walk in and suddenly the conversation either stops or starts sounding fake. Talking about something i shouldn't hear? Guess what, next time i'll sit my ass down at the table and ask who has the better rump, Brad Pitt or Ashton Kutcher. Oh come on girls, gimme some hot gossip.
Let's see if that will spoil your fun.
