Dear Dru!
you lazy Arab, I told you many times to stop spreading lies, and I am so mad at you for not turning up in our cat tour in Pakistan, I am your boss remember that! I know you hate Pakistan, but you should be professional you lazy arab, and btw, I started to make the hats with Kashmir, if you want to give an order, hurry up before it is sold out.
sincerely yours
catman snoop