Daniele Rugani (43 Viewers)

[Hust]

I blame @Hustini, you should too.

Y me?

 

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[Post Ironic]

Y me?

You used to be good luck charm, but then June 6th, 2015 happened... and Juventus has crumbled catastrophically since that day. Somehow the polarity of your luck generation machine must have been reversed by some nefarious Barca fan. Maybe that @Fred fellow. Or his crony Ian, who long ago abandoned the forum for his true Catalan love... But you allowed this polarity reversal to occur, with your lax security and laissez-faire attitude. For shame. I repeat. For shame.

Your defense, good sir?

 

[Hust]

You used to be good luck charm, but then June 6th, 2015 happened... and Juventus has crumbled catastrophically since that day. Somehow the polarity of your luck generation machine must have been reversed by some nefarious Barca fan. Maybe that @Fred fellow. Or his crony Ian, who long ago abandoned the forum for his true Catalan love... But you allowed this polarity reversal to occur, with your lax security and laissez-faire attitude. For shame. I repeat. For shame.

Your defense, good sir?

secco.

 

[DAiDEViL]

You used to be good luck charm, but then June 6th, 2015 happened... and Juventus has crumbled catastrophically since that day. Somehow the polarity of your luck generation machine must have been reversed by some nefarious Barca fan. Maybe that @Fred fellow. Or his crony Ian, who long ago abandoned the forum for his true Catalan love... But you allowed this polarity reversal to occur, with your lax security and laissez-faire attitude. For shame. I repeat. For shame.

Your defense, good sir?

 

[Post Ironic]

secco.

Secco is pure sex. Don't you bring him into this.

 

[Hust]

Secco is pure sex. Don't you bring him into this.

Global climate disruption?

 

[Post Ironic]

Global climate disruption?

Caused by invisible alien groups (who just happen to support Barca and Inter) trying to terraform the earth?

 

[DAiDEViL]

so you actually believe in it?

 

[Post Ironic]

so you actually believe in it?

Global warming? Or aliens terraforming the planet in hopes of extinction for humans so they can move on in?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Global warming? Or aliens terraforming the planet in hopes of extinction for humans so they can move on in?

global warming.

we all know bout the aliens.

 

[Hust]

Caused by invisible alien groups (who just happen to support Barca and Inter) trying to terraform the earth?

If by Aliens you mean democrats then we have an agreement.

 

[Post Ironic]

global warming.

we all know bout the aliens.

My opinion is that climate change has very little to do with humans.

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If by Aliens you mean democrats then we have an agreement.

Good thing I'm an anarchist and not a democrat then.

 

[DAiDEViL]

My opinion is that climate change has very little to do with humans.

@Hustini

now shake hands.

 

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@Hustini

now shake hands.

You watch it. I'll chop your earlobes off and fry them up for late lunch and tea.

 

[DAiDEViL]

You watch it. I'll chop your earlobes off and fry them up for late lunch and tea.

they are useless anyways. go ahead.
i suggest you to to caramelize them before you dip em in your tee.

 

[Post Ironic]

Caramelized Bavarian earlobes. Delicious.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Caramelized Bavarian earlobes. Delicious.

i know.

but hurry. they are limited + they come with a free pretzel.

edit:

i am almost sure i could find a place on this planet
where people actually eat earlobes. @Bianconero_Aus
makes it less funny imo.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

i know.

but hurry. they are limited + they come with a free pretzel.

edit:

i am almost sure i could find a place on this planet
where people actually eat earlobes. @Bianconero_Aus
makes it less funny imo.

German New Guinea?

 

[DAiDEViL]

possibly.

there...and in Asia. i heard it works wonders if you cant
get a boner anymore. stuff is almost as good as a shark fin.

even my granddad used to say:
"...if you have problems down there - eat caramelized bavarian earlobes"

 

[Fr3sh]

Future Juve is falling apart right before our eyes due to the incompetence of Beppe and Max.

Coman left this summer... Rugani will ask to leave in January... Pogba and Morata will ask to leave in the summer... Marotta chose Zaza over Berardi...