Dani Alves (15 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

My point? he is right by your own data (dunno what the weighted average would be) there is a big increase in his long balls from his time at Barca vs Juve.

Which is obvious and anyone who watched either clubs in the last 2 decades knows they play more of a short passing possession game since the beginning of times.

Allegroids who for years ket yelling "you want tiki taka go support Barca!!" are suddenly "dur dur what long balls we dont play long balls Alves is hallucinating"

Except he averaged more long balls both the season before at Barca and the season after at PSG than he did in his single season at Juve.

Which makes you and Alves both sound like retards. No offence.

 

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[s4tch]

My point? he is right by your own data (dunno what the weighted average would be) there is a big increase in his long balls from his time at Barca vs Juve.

Which is obvious and anyone who watched either clubs in the last 2 decades knows they play more of a short passing possession game since the beginning of times.

Allegroids who for years ket yelling "you want tiki taka go support Barca!!" are suddenly "dur dur what long balls we dont play long balls Alves is hallucinating"

bullshit. he said he never played long balls, but it turns out that he did it a lot at barcelona too. also, nothing wrong with long balls, it's a tactical element like many other things, and dani alves got paid millions to do those.

i repeat, he said he never played those and he couldn't learn those at 33. he's literally lying or just senile, either way, what he said is inaccurate. i still don't get your point

also, nobody said we don't play long balls, you're making shit up, just like alves. at least he's getting paid a lot for talking nonsense.

 

[Hist]

bullshit. he said he never played long balls, but it turns out that he did it a lot at barcelona too. also, nothing wrong with long balls, it's a tactical element like many other things, and dani alves got paid millions to do those.

i repeat, he said he never played those and he couldn't learn those at 33. he's literally lying or just senile, either way, what he said is inaccurate. i still don't get your point

also, nobody said we don't play long balls, you're making shit up, just like alves. at least he's getting paid a lot for talking nonsense.

You're seriously arguing that he literally meant he never played a long ball in his life. Nice

 

[s4tch]

You're seriously arguing that he literally meant he never played a long ball in his life. Nice

nice deflection after literally inviting shit

il nuovo rus

 

[kappa96]

You're seriously arguing that he literally meant he never played a long ball in his life. Nice

Bro just let it go. You are in the wrong here.
2 guys already pointed it out that d Alves credibility is 0.
He's either dumb or he likes to clown around with these unproven remarks.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

The thing is, I don't give a fuck about what Dani Alves says. Fuck him.

 

[Hist]

The thing is, I don't give a fuck about what Dani Alves says. Fuck him.

I don't either. Never liked the guy (brilliant player ofc).

I just enjoy poking at the mental gymnastics Allegroids use.

Alves: "Roberto Carlos shots were as fast as bullets"

Allegroids: "What a lying clown. A football cannot travel at the speed of a bullet. He has no credibility"

 

[campionesidd]

I don't either. Never liked the guy (brilliant player ofc).

I just enjoy poking at the mental gymnastics Allegroids use.

Alves: "Roberto Carlos shots were as fast as bullets"

Allegroids: "What a lying clown. A football cannot travel at the speed of a bullet. He has no credibility"

Youre hopeless. Allegri literally reinvented his formation to 3-4-2-1 to get the best out of Alves and Sandro. Remember the games against Monaco?
Alves is a clown. I like this Brazil team in general, but I might root against them simply because of this retard.

 

[Osman]

I don't either. Never liked the guy (brilliant player ofc).

I just enjoy poking at the mental gymnastics Allegroids use.

Alves: "Roberto Carlos shots were as fast as bullets"

Allegroids: "What a lying clown. A football cannot travel at the speed of a bullet. He has no credibility"

 

[zizinho]

It’s like some forget that Dani Alves has been spouting BS for years. Long before he came here. The guy is an all-time great fullback, but that doesn’t change the fact he talks a lot of rubbish.

But some Juve fans see something negative said about Juve and seem positively gleeful rushing here to celebrate.

I am not sure I am following the reasoning here. This isn't some amateur or inexperienced player or a pundit talking about someone else, if he says he didnt play a long ball in his life he is probably right

 

[swag]

Looks like he might get some start time with Danilo banged up.

 

[icemaη]

I am not sure I am following the reasoning here. This isn't some amateur or inexperienced player or a pundit talking about someone else, if he says he didnt play a long ball in his life he is probably right

It’s not about facts, it’s about feelings

 

[s4tch]

I don't either. Never liked the guy (brilliant player ofc).

I just enjoy poking at the mental gymnastics Allegroids use.

Alves: "Roberto Carlos shots were as fast as bullets"

Allegroids: "What a lying clown. A football cannot travel at the speed of a bullet. He has no credibility"

and @Cerval agrees

 

[Post Ironic]

and @Cerval agrees

Cervix is basically the quiet version of Pavluska.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Anyways why the fuck is Alves bitching for? He was playing right wing under allegri for most of the time because he wasn't trusted at right back

 

[Cerval]

and @Cerval agrees

I agree only because its maybe not out of the realm of possibility that he had the ball fewer times in his time here than in Barcelona. What does that look like if you account that for the long ball count? I'm curious

Anyway feel free to gang up, I have zero care

 

[lgorTudor]

No bullying of Cerval sers

 

[s4tch]

I agree only because...

did you even read that post, it has nothing to do with what you posted

 

[Cerval]

did you even read that post, it has nothing to do with what you posted

Yes, Alves probably exaggerated his point

 

[s4tch]

Yes, Alves probably exaggerated his point

i meant hist's post