Damien Comolli - General manager (16 Viewers)
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better structured what the fuck does that even mean? Selling Mbangula for at least 10 mill of what his worth is better structured?
2 weeks left till the start of the season, squad is incomplete by a long margin... better structured?
Fucking comical Cumolli makes Giuntoli look like prime Moggi if anything.
Jees who writes this shit.
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This picture with the homeless guy typifies everything about how I feel about Juve right now.
2 weeks left till the start of the season, squad is incomplete by a long margin... better structured?
Fucking comical Cumolli makes Giuntoli look like prime Moggi if anything.
Jees who writes this shit.
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This picture with the homeless guy typifies everything about how I feel about Juve right now.
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better structured what the fuck does that even mean? Selling Mbangula for at least 10 mill of what his worth is better structured?
2 weeks left till the start of the season, squad is incomplete by a long margin... better structured?
Fucking comical Cumolli makes Giuntoli look like prime Moggi if anything.
Jees who writes this shit.
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This picture with the homeless guy typifies everything about how I feel about Juve right now.
2 weeks left till the start of the season, squad is incomplete by a long margin... better structured?
Fucking comical Cumolli makes Giuntoli look like prime Moggi if anything.
Jees who writes this shit.
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This picture with the homeless guy typifies everything about how I feel about Juve right now.
WhatsApp Group: Juve Execs – “Transfers or Therapy?”
John Elkann (Chairman):
Where the fuck is Comolli? Transfer window’s closing in a few weeks and he’s out here playing hide-and-seek with reality.
Igor Tudor (Manager):
I asked him for a centre-back. He sent me a fucking haiku.
Elkann:
We gave him €60M and he spent it on herbal tea and a book called How to Avoid Responsibility.
Tudor:
He told me “the squad must evolve organically.”
Mate, the only thing evolving is my rage and bald head.
Elkann:
He tried to sign a player who retired in 2018. Said “he’s got wisdom.”
I’ve got a shovel. We’re digging his career’s grave.
Tudor:
He’s not scouting players—he’s fucking journaling his data.
Elkann:
I asked him about midfield options. He said “I’m letting the universe of data decide.”
The universe just texted me: “Fire this clown.”
Tudor:
He’s the only GM who thinks “deadline day” means lighting a candle and whispering “fuck it” to the wind.
Elkann:
I swear if he sends me one more motivational quote, I’m transferring him to a cave in Sardinia with no Wi-Fi and a goat named Accountability.
Tudor:
I’ll drive him there myself. No GPS. Just vibes and a mixtape of fans screaming “DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.”
John Elkann (Chairman):
Where the fuck is Comolli? Transfer window’s closing in a few weeks and he’s out here playing hide-and-seek with reality.
Igor Tudor (Manager):
I asked him for a centre-back. He sent me a fucking haiku.
Elkann:
We gave him €60M and he spent it on herbal tea and a book called How to Avoid Responsibility.
Tudor:
He told me “the squad must evolve organically.”
Mate, the only thing evolving is my rage and bald head.
Elkann:
He tried to sign a player who retired in 2018. Said “he’s got wisdom.”
I’ve got a shovel. We’re digging his career’s grave.
Tudor:
He’s not scouting players—he’s fucking journaling his data.
Elkann:
I asked him about midfield options. He said “I’m letting the universe of data decide.”
The universe just texted me: “Fire this clown.”
Tudor:
He’s the only GM who thinks “deadline day” means lighting a candle and whispering “fuck it” to the wind.
Elkann:
I swear if he sends me one more motivational quote, I’m transferring him to a cave in Sardinia with no Wi-Fi and a goat named Accountability.
Tudor:
I’ll drive him there myself. No GPS. Just vibes and a mixtape of fans screaming “DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.”
Gross salaries right now in the squad:
https://www.tuttosport.com/foto/cal..._e_yildiz_la_lista_di_tutti_gli_stipendi_juve
https://www.tuttosport.com/foto/cal..._e_yildiz_la_lista_di_tutti_gli_stipendi_juve
It seems this is gross salary considering Vlahovic at 22m per year
Basically this is the list from capology, if you want to look the salaries in list
https://www.capology.com/club/juventus/salaries/
Most of our players have green checkmark so mostly verifiable.
And for Jonathan David, he has bonus for around 3.7m per year gross
Looking at these numbers, Vlahovic and Arthur is need to go so we can have bigger room for financials
Basically this is the list from capology, if you want to look the salaries in list
https://www.capology.com/club/juventus/salaries/
Most of our players have green checkmark so mostly verifiable.
And for Jonathan David, he has bonus for around 3.7m per year gross
Looking at these numbers, Vlahovic and Arthur is need to go so we can have bigger room for financials
