I have more balls more. No Snoop, Byrone, Rab, Andy, Burke, Asif…not in my pants, you perverts, below my username, 5 balls you see. I’m bored so I’ll write a bit due to two reasons. First, I have 25000 posts, where there are 25 posts worth of reading and second, it’s a New Year, new resolutions, new sex groups and new everything.
I’ve been here for like two and a years already, and wow, I remember when I was called a bot, bastards. I’ve made some friends here, met some gays and I’m hugging all girls at the same time, get slapped and cursed at, while I have little dirty smile on my face.
I have no idea why I started this thread, because I had a dedication at 20k, which was like 20 days ago but oh well, I guess I’ll pause a bit after this one.
But as I said there’s another reason, New Year! I’m not really excited but I’m looking forward to see if this year is going to be better, I didn’t like 2009. So many hungry people, wars, idiots, idiots on this forum, Economy crisis, money, but redundancy money etcetera Even some members from this forum lost their job but luckily some found a new one fast, like Gregory. Some are studying for eternity like Martin, some are lazy like Red, some are hungry like…wait, forget that. Some want Israeli-Palestinian to finish, some don’t. Some are looking for beer, while some enjoy at touching themselves, But guess what, I’m a Santa, and I DO exist. After a year that went pretty fast, I’ve kept an eye on you, so I can say a thing or two about you and handle you my deck…I mean preset. Some who behaved good will get 2-3. I’ll go from the top of the post counts I guess, hopefully I won’t skip somebody, so don’t pull my deck.. I mean beard.
Andrew – BLOOM, where do I start…You’ve been like a brother to me since I joined and you’re an American, weird no. You always keep it your way, that’s for sure, and you’re one tough bastard to argue with, no doubt about that. I remember the days you were making troubles here, when you were banned more times than Andries. I bugged mods not to do that, to let you come back here and it’s a good thing they did. You’re a smart guy even though sometimes you can be a real pain in the ass lol, especially to newbies who get scared of you, your 65000 posts and your weird username. You add a lot here, you’re into many topics and you’re a great commentator. I’m studying Economy so be ready for some deals across Ocean, we must cheat and rob some market.
You know Santa is a dirty bastard no? Sure thing, why else would we make children sit in our laps. You were a good boy, you should just tone it down when it comes to fanboys, I think some are going to start crying from all the frustration and pain in the ass you’re giving them. Oh well, since I said I’m a crazy Santa, I have a good present for you. It’s Pitbull, you can have some fun with him so I will not have troubles to give his sisters some good gift. Ho Ho.
Jack - Man, you just gave so much for this forum. How many SMS did you send to Marty, only Santa knows. So many members have problems with you, I don’t know why. First few months when I joined I actually thought you hated me, no idea why. But I never did anything bad, later on I saw you liked Red Star fans and their chants, so the atmosphere changed on a better way. We had many conversations, from forum to old MSN days when we talked about Juve matches. And imagining you in those tights…:cough: I mean, I hope you keep running, it’s healthy and I hope you do good at your marathon. One of the things I’d like to see is that you shake your hand with Elvin and forget about the past, whoever was right/wrong. I see you mentioned something about become a dad, eventually. Well I can tell you that you’d make a great dad. I hope it’s going to be your year. You were good, I have two gifts for you. Volvo truck and new pink tights. I think you’ll loves those.
Burke Murke – Ho ho, you’re one crazy motherfucker. You’re a smart guy but sadly you don’t want to show that. You’re not posting as much nowadays, I guess all that alcohol stops you. Bayern has humiliated us the way I would you in bed, de gay. I’d tickle you with my white beard while you play with my Rudolph the red head…I mean nose. Oh and I’ll tell you the truth, Arkan is alive and he likes you. You were crazy this year, as always, I can give you bear and Rab’s jersey so you can put your Panucci in it when you go to sleep. Gamra Vet, yo.
Azzurri7 – Rabinho, you’re special. You look too good to be true, I wish I knew you in real life. I never saw you insult someone that you mean it, except when someone mocks Del Piero lol. I must say you’re his fan no.1 in my porn books where I have you naked, The same picture where you hold my nipples while I spank your tushy, Your whole family probably loves you but rightfully so. Your mom is probably worried about me, just tell her I came home safely last night. You have money, job, dongs…I mean dogs, you have everything but one thing – me. I’m coming as soon as I give all out all presents. I’ll let you touch my abs and bite mi arm.
Martin – Man, I hope you find it so boring to read stuff about you mentioned in dedication threads. It’s the same thing all over again, like a broken record. Should I do that too? Well let’s see. “Oh Martin, you’re the smartest guy I ever met on the internet, you created this forum and we bow, we hail you”. That’s how it goes usually and I agree, so I’ll 'skip’ that. You are in every single discussion, you appear everywhere. No wait, that’s me. You’re not posting about matches and players, if it’s not about Trezeguet, some members wouldn’t even see your post because it’s usually just What Are You Doing Right Now thread and religion stuff. DUDE, start posting there, seriously. There are two things that makes you special. Some of your believes and your stubbornness. God exists you know. You have mean and veggies but somebody has to cook that, no? So it’s one thing irritates me when I read your posts, it’s still minor, and it’s nothing weird but…FRACE IS NOT YOUR NATION TEAM AND YOU CAN’T SAY WE WHEN YOU SPEAK ABOUT THEM.
You remind me of John Nash from A Beautiful Mind and a several levels. Being smart…and…I always think you talk to girls like he did when he wanted to meet some lol. You’re still one of my favorite posters here, you did good and since you’re a bot, my gift will be a girl. To add something else for you besides codes.
Slagathor – I have no idea who are you but I do know you have the ugliest avatar I’ve ever seen. So I give you a new 'tar even though you didn’t deserve anything.
Lawnchair Bes – You’re Albanian that lives in Canada, can it just be any worse? Kidding, I love your one liners but you’re not even here nowadays. I see you’re making a career, good thing, but you should come here more often. Lion said you’re a great guy in real life, I bet he’s right. You were good, not so active though, I will still give you a new Lazy Boy 5000 chair.
Swag – Somebody said I’m young Swag. I don’t see how but it was flattering so it’s somehow “I wanna be like Greg when I grow up”. You’re hilarious and your sense of humor is the shit lol. Great mod/admin and a person. I hate when you try to sound smart, it’s like reading Japanese man. I used to bug you a lot, with the name chances and everything lol. Knowing me, I’ll keep doing that. Now come to think of it, you know what, I think you’re THE only member here who never gave me rep, not even once lol. Good thing you’re employed again. You were great, I give you the tickets for India and lots of coffee. You deserve it.
Gray – Wow..lol. I have to travel all around the World to find you after going MIA for such a long time. You seem like a good guy but you’re almost never around :d I don’t know you so well, so I can’t decide what to give you. How about a katana and hot Asian chicks? Why would anyone reject that…
Aaron – Liverpool fanboy. You’re a great guy, if you threat once again to leave this forum, I’m coming to the US to rape your ass. But don’t worry, Liverpool is just as bad as Juve now. I want you to sit in my lap while I touch your beard. If I ever decide to visit Sarah you’re going with me. I’ll let you hang out with niggaz, don’t worry. You were good, I give you a new coach for Liverpool, Ferrara.
Dru – GAAAAAAAY, you, are one of the craziest fuckers I ever met. What’s for lunch? You just make a perfect example of a good friend, even if it’s only the internet. I do know what you want, me. Don’t worry, as soon as I finish with this I’m coming. Order some Chinese and I’ll let you wrestle with my deck all night. Prepare yourself.
Dusan – Now who is this guy? From what I’ve heard, so many people want him here. Is he that good in bed? I hear he has got some dirty mind. I talked to many people and I see mods don’t want to have their color and the reasons are following.
Jack wants him to run to Sweden in tights so they can drink some whiskey
Bozi wants him to revive his dog and play with his new dong
Swag wants him to bring Portugal to the US
Gray wants him to make new mangas
Mikhail wants him to punish Henry
Tahir wants him to become Muslim
Burke wants him to buy him an apartment in Heineken
Mark wants him to find him a job at Juventus
Alen retired but he wanted Dusan to draw Croatia flag on his chest and go naked to Zemun.
It’s just too much to handle you know, easy.
vSnoop – You must be a girl. I’ll wait you to PM me your picture after. You said Rab saw your photo while his reaction is that nobody would guess how you look. In other words, nobody assumed you’d be a girl. Ho ho, anyway, I love you crazy. You left forum back then, don’t do it again. Your presence means a lot here, humor and good arguments. But please, stop overrating Grosso. Guy is a 0, lol. I know you also want him as soon as I please others I’m coming. I’ll also bring my gift, I have 10 new cats for you, some of them have Jewish flags and hats, top notch.
Ahmed – Mark >>>>> Douchen? It still hurts. Dunno why I always thought you hate my guts. Maybe you can tell me why is that, and explain the meaning of >>> :groan:
Your posting style is different now, you added some humor, now it’s different. But it’s good, you’re a good member here so Santa is going to give you Kolarov. You seem like a shy guy, show your taste, dunno if I should add you one hooker as well or if it should be Rab or somebody. But I do know you love Kolarov.
fabianac87 – You appeared out of nowhere. Hey, welcome back. I don’t know what you want, I can think of one thing, but I’ll keep it for myself. I have too many eyes on me, watching for every single word I type.
Zlatan – MIA, boy I remember I cursed the hell on you when I came here for the first time.
You seem cool though, I was just weird. Gift? Litar rakije.
Zé Tahir – Oh boy, I’m just a Serb? We had so many talks before, that wasn’t needed to break our talk for a while eh..but it’s all behind, you’re still one of my favorite Pakistanian bastards. When are we going to fly with your plain? I have a couple of sweet directions in my mind, it’s all romantic, candles and decks…you know. You like our rap hehe, I give you Beogradski Sindikat – Ja u zivotu imam sve.
Alen – Haha, so many talks, forum…pm…You’re not Croat, you know. Hoori nije za tebe, ozenjen si i imas dva deteta, nemoj da si proklet. Srecno sa doktoratom, I nek su ti zena i deca ziva i zdrava.
Lilianna – Lilianna…it should be Ljiljana. You’re MIA as well, but you deserve a mention. As a gift, you get LP ticket for Greece, hehe. Mozda odemo nekad zajedno.
Stu – Still playing football? Good luck. There are no gifts for you. MIA
Mark – Don’t worry! We’re getting jobs in Juventus. Slowly but surely…scouts suck, I guess it’s just a matter of time. You’re a cool guy, just too bad you live in Canada lol.
Probably he only member here that everyone loves. You need one thing and you what it is, I’ll get you ADSL. Dial up is not the way to, how can you stream porns and search for news..
The Official Red Member – Mr. Lawyer, you’re gonna be one lazy motherfucker you know that. What can you expect when you find it that hard to shave your beard. Get that razor goin’. Your style reminds me like you’re 40yo but that’s alright, you’re still cool lol. I’m getting you G-Star jeans.
Seven – Too bad it ended like this, you’re a smart guy and one of my favorite members here. Unbanning you would be my gift.
Fred – How many matches do you watch every day? Geez, every damn league, every single minute on the pitch, off the pitch…I bet you’re a secret Juve fan but you’re hiding it well. Dude, I thought you were cool but I guess I was wrong…If a girl calls you to meet, you turn off the games and go out, don’t be so geeky. I bet she’s hot, I hope you have nightmares now. You deserve no gift this year!
Tom – Music – MIA – no gift
Stiletto aka Bozi – So I’m couch humping, fridge raiding bastard? Well, you didn’t miss a lot, it’s somewhere around that. Why do avoid Juventuz again? Leave THOSE dongs already. I know you had some problems but try to come here more often. Byrone is dreaming of you every day, wanking and stuff. Your new nick is so weird, change it.
My gift…you think I’m going to say baby? NO!
Vlatko – E aj bre nemoj da si sisa, nauci tu cirilicu i cepaj rakiju. Meso, kajmak i ostale stvari ce same da dodju.
Mar-K.O. is MIA, doh
BYRONE – you perv deserve a special mention but in this case you’re going to be the last one on the list. You, cannot, leave Juventuz again. Seeing you friendly with Snoop and shaking your decks makes me happy really. Now it can be a real party. Your sense of humor is special and you’re probably my fav member here. You keep saying I’m the biggest perv here but you know you’re even worse lol. Your HDD is full of pictures which I’m planning to hack as soon as I visit SA and if I come, I’m staying there. Do you want me as your gift? :flirt: We’ll continue via PM
And FUCK – me ; I’m not gonna continue this, I was planning to mention all members and make this post very big but it takes too much time and I wanna post it today since it’s 1.1.2010. The list stops here but I have to mention one more member and then list the others
Hoori – You are amazing and you’re the smartest girl I ever met. I love the way you post, argue and wrestle in bed…I mean…you’re a good teacher. I forbid you to take any breaks from Juventuz any longer. As for Alen, we’ll settle this via PM as well.
Special mention goes to gym freaks and my Balkan brothers.
Tommy, Il Principino, Salman (mia again), Nick17, Eℓvin, Maher, Hydde,Delle Alpi, Deneb (you deserve special mention but I’m so tired now), Juve o'curr, Badass, Arif, Sheik (God will punish you for ignoring me 20 times on facebook and removing me from friends later), Chxta, Rebel, XXX, Sergio (where the fuck did you go now..), Vinman, Dominic, sallyinzaghi, Stephan, Eddy, Ian, Salvo, Pado, Urosh, ZhiXin, Salvatore, Espectro, Christinaeyebrows, Mikhail, Juve-Prince, Osman (spear…lol), Dan, Cutajar, DelpieroForLife, Maresca, Asif, Kyle, Turk, Albert (playing with kids again?), Rami, Kosova, sateeh, Irish Zebra (rip the abs yo), hambon, Luca, Lion (peasant), bianconero, Hustini, Geof, baggio, Marceℓℓo, blondu_rulz, Sadomin, Suns, Angela, Bisco, denco, Chester, tassard, delpierofan82, Ali, Holdon, Kosta, gep, Joaco, MG, Esteban, ĵџvє_вãвγ, ZAF3000, Juve Rev, Luke, Asma, Mike-e-y, Amaurisimo, il re, capitano, oggy, soulslider, Wahdan, Roman, Sabsab oops, Marko, kenjam1n, only-juve, Omair, v1r2t3u4l, Marty, www444, Luftwaffles, Nenna (trooper), ja5per, HAZEM, Juve_fanatic, BW whisky-juve, CORVETTE, pitbull, Trigger, JBF, Gazzo, abu and last but not least Buck Futter. Sorry if I forgot somebody, I love you.
Oh and by the way, I don’t stop at 3 ho’s. Sorry girls, Santa is a pig.
Happy new year everyone. Wish ya all the best.
I’ve been here for like two and a years already, and wow, I remember when I was called a bot, bastards. I’ve made some friends here, met some gays and I’m hugging all girls at the same time, get slapped and cursed at, while I have little dirty smile on my face.
I have no idea why I started this thread, because I had a dedication at 20k, which was like 20 days ago but oh well, I guess I’ll pause a bit after this one.
But as I said there’s another reason, New Year! I’m not really excited but I’m looking forward to see if this year is going to be better, I didn’t like 2009. So many hungry people, wars, idiots, idiots on this forum, Economy crisis, money, but redundancy money etcetera Even some members from this forum lost their job but luckily some found a new one fast, like Gregory. Some are studying for eternity like Martin, some are lazy like Red, some are hungry like…wait, forget that. Some want Israeli-Palestinian to finish, some don’t. Some are looking for beer, while some enjoy at touching themselves, But guess what, I’m a Santa, and I DO exist. After a year that went pretty fast, I’ve kept an eye on you, so I can say a thing or two about you and handle you my deck…I mean preset. Some who behaved good will get 2-3. I’ll go from the top of the post counts I guess, hopefully I won’t skip somebody, so don’t pull my deck.. I mean beard.
Andrew – BLOOM, where do I start…You’ve been like a brother to me since I joined and you’re an American, weird no. You always keep it your way, that’s for sure, and you’re one tough bastard to argue with, no doubt about that. I remember the days you were making troubles here, when you were banned more times than Andries. I bugged mods not to do that, to let you come back here and it’s a good thing they did. You’re a smart guy even though sometimes you can be a real pain in the ass lol, especially to newbies who get scared of you, your 65000 posts and your weird username. You add a lot here, you’re into many topics and you’re a great commentator. I’m studying Economy so be ready for some deals across Ocean, we must cheat and rob some market.
You know Santa is a dirty bastard no? Sure thing, why else would we make children sit in our laps. You were a good boy, you should just tone it down when it comes to fanboys, I think some are going to start crying from all the frustration and pain in the ass you’re giving them. Oh well, since I said I’m a crazy Santa, I have a good present for you. It’s Pitbull, you can have some fun with him so I will not have troubles to give his sisters some good gift. Ho Ho.
Jack - Man, you just gave so much for this forum. How many SMS did you send to Marty, only Santa knows. So many members have problems with you, I don’t know why. First few months when I joined I actually thought you hated me, no idea why. But I never did anything bad, later on I saw you liked Red Star fans and their chants, so the atmosphere changed on a better way. We had many conversations, from forum to old MSN days when we talked about Juve matches. And imagining you in those tights…:cough: I mean, I hope you keep running, it’s healthy and I hope you do good at your marathon. One of the things I’d like to see is that you shake your hand with Elvin and forget about the past, whoever was right/wrong. I see you mentioned something about become a dad, eventually. Well I can tell you that you’d make a great dad. I hope it’s going to be your year. You were good, I have two gifts for you. Volvo truck and new pink tights. I think you’ll loves those.
Burke Murke – Ho ho, you’re one crazy motherfucker. You’re a smart guy but sadly you don’t want to show that. You’re not posting as much nowadays, I guess all that alcohol stops you. Bayern has humiliated us the way I would you in bed, de gay. I’d tickle you with my white beard while you play with my Rudolph the red head…I mean nose. Oh and I’ll tell you the truth, Arkan is alive and he likes you. You were crazy this year, as always, I can give you bear and Rab’s jersey so you can put your Panucci in it when you go to sleep. Gamra Vet, yo.
Azzurri7 – Rabinho, you’re special. You look too good to be true, I wish I knew you in real life. I never saw you insult someone that you mean it, except when someone mocks Del Piero lol. I must say you’re his fan no.1 in my porn books where I have you naked, The same picture where you hold my nipples while I spank your tushy, Your whole family probably loves you but rightfully so. Your mom is probably worried about me, just tell her I came home safely last night. You have money, job, dongs…I mean dogs, you have everything but one thing – me. I’m coming as soon as I give all out all presents. I’ll let you touch my abs and bite mi arm.
Martin – Man, I hope you find it so boring to read stuff about you mentioned in dedication threads. It’s the same thing all over again, like a broken record. Should I do that too? Well let’s see. “Oh Martin, you’re the smartest guy I ever met on the internet, you created this forum and we bow, we hail you”. That’s how it goes usually and I agree, so I’ll 'skip’ that. You are in every single discussion, you appear everywhere. No wait, that’s me. You’re not posting about matches and players, if it’s not about Trezeguet, some members wouldn’t even see your post because it’s usually just What Are You Doing Right Now thread and religion stuff. DUDE, start posting there, seriously. There are two things that makes you special. Some of your believes and your stubbornness. God exists you know. You have mean and veggies but somebody has to cook that, no? So it’s one thing irritates me when I read your posts, it’s still minor, and it’s nothing weird but…FRACE IS NOT YOUR NATION TEAM AND YOU CAN’T SAY WE WHEN YOU SPEAK ABOUT THEM.
You remind me of John Nash from A Beautiful Mind and a several levels. Being smart…and…I always think you talk to girls like he did when he wanted to meet some lol. You’re still one of my favorite posters here, you did good and since you’re a bot, my gift will be a girl. To add something else for you besides codes.
Slagathor – I have no idea who are you but I do know you have the ugliest avatar I’ve ever seen. So I give you a new 'tar even though you didn’t deserve anything.
Lawnchair Bes – You’re Albanian that lives in Canada, can it just be any worse? Kidding, I love your one liners but you’re not even here nowadays. I see you’re making a career, good thing, but you should come here more often. Lion said you’re a great guy in real life, I bet he’s right. You were good, not so active though, I will still give you a new Lazy Boy 5000 chair.
Swag – Somebody said I’m young Swag. I don’t see how but it was flattering so it’s somehow “I wanna be like Greg when I grow up”. You’re hilarious and your sense of humor is the shit lol. Great mod/admin and a person. I hate when you try to sound smart, it’s like reading Japanese man. I used to bug you a lot, with the name chances and everything lol. Knowing me, I’ll keep doing that. Now come to think of it, you know what, I think you’re THE only member here who never gave me rep, not even once lol. Good thing you’re employed again. You were great, I give you the tickets for India and lots of coffee. You deserve it.
Gray – Wow..lol. I have to travel all around the World to find you after going MIA for such a long time. You seem like a good guy but you’re almost never around :d I don’t know you so well, so I can’t decide what to give you. How about a katana and hot Asian chicks? Why would anyone reject that…
Aaron – Liverpool fanboy. You’re a great guy, if you threat once again to leave this forum, I’m coming to the US to rape your ass. But don’t worry, Liverpool is just as bad as Juve now. I want you to sit in my lap while I touch your beard. If I ever decide to visit Sarah you’re going with me. I’ll let you hang out with niggaz, don’t worry. You were good, I give you a new coach for Liverpool, Ferrara.
Dru – GAAAAAAAY, you, are one of the craziest fuckers I ever met. What’s for lunch? You just make a perfect example of a good friend, even if it’s only the internet. I do know what you want, me. Don’t worry, as soon as I finish with this I’m coming. Order some Chinese and I’ll let you wrestle with my deck all night. Prepare yourself.
Dusan – Now who is this guy? From what I’ve heard, so many people want him here. Is he that good in bed? I hear he has got some dirty mind. I talked to many people and I see mods don’t want to have their color and the reasons are following.
Jack wants him to run to Sweden in tights so they can drink some whiskey
Bozi wants him to revive his dog and play with his new dong
Swag wants him to bring Portugal to the US
Gray wants him to make new mangas
Mikhail wants him to punish Henry
Tahir wants him to become Muslim
Burke wants him to buy him an apartment in Heineken
Mark wants him to find him a job at Juventus
Alen retired but he wanted Dusan to draw Croatia flag on his chest and go naked to Zemun.
It’s just too much to handle you know, easy.
vSnoop – You must be a girl. I’ll wait you to PM me your picture after. You said Rab saw your photo while his reaction is that nobody would guess how you look. In other words, nobody assumed you’d be a girl. Ho ho, anyway, I love you crazy. You left forum back then, don’t do it again. Your presence means a lot here, humor and good arguments. But please, stop overrating Grosso. Guy is a 0, lol. I know you also want him as soon as I please others I’m coming. I’ll also bring my gift, I have 10 new cats for you, some of them have Jewish flags and hats, top notch.
Ahmed – Mark >>>>> Douchen? It still hurts. Dunno why I always thought you hate my guts. Maybe you can tell me why is that, and explain the meaning of >>> :groan:
Your posting style is different now, you added some humor, now it’s different. But it’s good, you’re a good member here so Santa is going to give you Kolarov. You seem like a shy guy, show your taste, dunno if I should add you one hooker as well or if it should be Rab or somebody. But I do know you love Kolarov.
fabianac87 – You appeared out of nowhere. Hey, welcome back. I don’t know what you want, I can think of one thing, but I’ll keep it for myself. I have too many eyes on me, watching for every single word I type.
Zlatan – MIA, boy I remember I cursed the hell on you when I came here for the first time.
You seem cool though, I was just weird. Gift? Litar rakije. Zé Tahir – Oh boy, I’m just a Serb? We had so many talks before, that wasn’t needed to break our talk for a while eh..but it’s all behind, you’re still one of my favorite Pakistanian bastards. When are we going to fly with your plain? I have a couple of sweet directions in my mind, it’s all romantic, candles and decks…you know. You like our rap hehe, I give you Beogradski Sindikat – Ja u zivotu imam sve.
Alen – Haha, so many talks, forum…pm…You’re not Croat, you know. Hoori nije za tebe, ozenjen si i imas dva deteta, nemoj da si proklet
. Srecno sa doktoratom, I nek su ti zena i deca ziva i zdrava. Lilianna – Lilianna…it should be Ljiljana. You’re MIA as well, but you deserve a mention. As a gift, you get LP ticket for Greece, hehe. Mozda odemo nekad zajedno.
Stu – Still playing football? Good luck. There are no gifts for you. MIA
Mark – Don’t worry! We’re getting jobs in Juventus. Slowly but surely…scouts suck, I guess it’s just a matter of time. You’re a cool guy, just too bad you live in Canada lol.
Probably he only member here that everyone loves. You need one thing and you what it is, I’ll get you ADSL. Dial up is not the way to, how can you stream porns and search for news..
The Official Red Member – Mr. Lawyer, you’re gonna be one lazy motherfucker you know that. What can you expect when you find it that hard to shave your beard. Get that razor goin’. Your style reminds me like you’re 40yo but that’s alright, you’re still cool lol. I’m getting you G-Star jeans.
Seven – Too bad it ended like this, you’re a smart guy and one of my favorite members here. Unbanning you would be my gift.
Fred – How many matches do you watch every day? Geez, every damn league, every single minute on the pitch, off the pitch…I bet you’re a secret Juve fan but you’re hiding it well. Dude, I thought you were cool but I guess I was wrong…If a girl calls you to meet, you turn off the games and go out, don’t be so geeky. I bet she’s hot, I hope you have nightmares now. You deserve no gift this year!
Tom – Music – MIA – no gift
Stiletto aka Bozi – So I’m couch humping, fridge raiding bastard? Well, you didn’t miss a lot, it’s somewhere around that. Why do avoid Juventuz again? Leave THOSE dongs already. I know you had some problems but try to come here more often. Byrone is dreaming of you every day, wanking and stuff. Your new nick is so weird, change it.
My gift…you think I’m going to say baby? NO!
Vlatko – E aj bre nemoj da si sisa, nauci tu cirilicu i cepaj rakiju. Meso, kajmak i ostale stvari ce same da dodju.
Mar-K.O. is MIA, doh
BYRONE – you perv deserve a special mention but in this case you’re going to be the last one on the list. You, cannot, leave Juventuz again. Seeing you friendly with Snoop and shaking your decks makes me happy really. Now it can be a real party. Your sense of humor is special and you’re probably my fav member here. You keep saying I’m the biggest perv here but you know you’re even worse lol. Your HDD is full of pictures which I’m planning to hack as soon as I visit SA and if I come, I’m staying there. Do you want me as your gift? :flirt: We’ll continue via PM
And FUCK – me ; I’m not gonna continue this, I was planning to mention all members and make this post very big but it takes too much time and I wanna post it today since it’s 1.1.2010. The list stops here but I have to mention one more member and then list the others
Hoori – You are amazing and you’re the smartest girl I ever met. I love the way you post, argue and wrestle in bed…I mean…you’re a good teacher. I forbid you to take any breaks from Juventuz any longer. As for Alen, we’ll settle this via PM as well.
Special mention goes to gym freaks and my Balkan brothers.
Tommy, Il Principino, Salman (mia again), Nick17, Eℓvin, Maher, Hydde,Delle Alpi, Deneb (you deserve special mention but I’m so tired now), Juve o'curr, Badass, Arif, Sheik (God will punish you for ignoring me 20 times on facebook and removing me from friends later), Chxta, Rebel, XXX, Sergio (where the fuck did you go now..), Vinman, Dominic, sallyinzaghi, Stephan, Eddy, Ian, Salvo, Pado, Urosh, ZhiXin, Salvatore, Espectro, Christina
eyebrows, Mikhail, Juve-Prince, Osman (spear…lol), Dan, Cutajar, DelpieroForLife, Maresca, Asif, Kyle, Turk, Albert (playing with kids again?), Rami, Kosova, sateeh, Irish Zebra (rip the abs yo), hambon, Luca, Lion (peasant), bianconero, Hustini, Geof, baggio, Marceℓℓo, blondu_rulz, Sadomin, Suns, Angela, Bisco, denco, Chester, tassard, delpierofan82, Ali, Holdon, Kosta, gep, Joaco, MG, Esteban, ĵџvє_вãвγ, ZAF3000, Juve Rev, Luke, Asma, Mike-e-y, Amaurisimo, il re, capitano, oggy, soulslider, Wahdan, Roman, Sabsab oops, Marko, kenjam1n, only-juve, Omair, v1r2t3u4l, Marty, www444, Luftwaffles, Nenna (trooper), ja5per, HAZEM, Juve_fanatic, BW whisky-juve, CORVETTE, pitbull, Trigger, JBF, Gazzo, abu and last but not least Buck Futter. Sorry if I forgot somebody, I love you.Oh and by the way, I don’t stop at 3 ho’s. Sorry girls, Santa is a pig.
Happy new year everyone. Wish ya all the best.
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How the hell did that happen? Did you have a weird display name or something? What's ur name there?
I like this dedication.