Cristiano Ronaldo (149 Viewers)

sgjuveboy

Senior Member
Oct 31, 2012
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Few things we conclude:

CR7 is the first player in a man bun to score hat trick in serie A

The man bun is his new super sayan hair

He scored 44 hat trick in Laliga because:
- he is GOAT
- La liga is basically two rich clubs vs 18 farmers team

Stop saying that Messi is a midget, tuz assholes. Messi is a shorter than average height footballer with a midget for mentality/confidence. A mental midget who abandons his nation jersey in the face of pressure, and then come back again like a teenage girlfriend.
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,989
Anyone who trash talk a player of this quality, who has showed the numbers year in year out for like a decade, should be ashamed of himself.
 

Nedved96

Senior Member
Sep 1, 2017
7,198
bro you trash talked beppe marotta, the CR7 of transfers year in year out despite him signing quality players every year.
Marrotta is the reason our midfield is in the state that it is currently in. He sold Vidal and Pogba, extended the contract of Khedira, signed Emre Can, signed Bambi on ice Matuidi, etc....

The CR7 of transfers is the sporting director of Liverpool, whoever that is. He bought Mane, Salah and Firmino for a combined price of like 80m. Now that is a GOAT tier move.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
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Marrotta is the reason our midfield is in the state that it is currently in. He sold Vidal and Pogba, extended the contract of Khedira, signed Emre Can, signed Bambi on ice Matuidi, etc....

The CR7 of transfers is the sporting director of Liverpool, whoever that is. He bought Mane, Salah and Firmino for a combined price of like 80m. Now that is a GOAT tier move.
He is making up for his mistake by buying Vidal again
 
Nov 3, 2019
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The third goal was ICECOLD finishing, look how easy he put the ball with his weak foot in the net. Last season I had not the feeling that we saw the real Ronaldo, I think I was right as this Ronaldo is on another level. Nearly every shot from his last 7-8 matches was a goal. InCRedible Ronaldo.
 

Snobist

DareDevil
Apr 16, 2017
13,287
is the whole point of his weird haircut to get viewers to google "Ronaldo haircut" and find his hair transplant clinic that just opened?
Fee days ago I went to get a haircut, after few mins this teenage guy comes and says I want a haircut like Cristiano.
when it comes to footballers haircuts Ronaldo worldcup 2002 haircut was the worst of all.

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The third goal was ICECOLD finishing, look how easy he put the ball with his weak foot in the net. Last season I had not the feeling that we saw the real Ronaldo, I think I was right as this Ronaldo is on another level. Nearly every shot from his last 7-8 matches was a goal. InCRedible Ronaldo.
Sorry, CR7 does not have a weak foot.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
36,185
Marrotta is the reason our midfield is in the state that it is currently in. He sold Vidal and Pogba, extended the contract of Khedira, signed Emre Can, signed Bambi on ice Matuidi, etc....

The CR7 of transfers is the sporting director of Liverpool, whoever that is. He bought Mane, Salah and Firmino for a combined price of like 80m. Now that is a GOAT tier move.
nonsense
 

Juventino2019

Senior Member
May 1, 2019
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German newspaper Kicker asked 239 Bundesliga players who they think the best player in the world is.

Messi was the undisputed number 1, receiving 59.6% of the votes.

Van Dijk second with 9.6%
Mbappé third with 7.5%
Ronaldo fourth with 6.7%
Salah fifth with 3.8%
 

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