Few things we conclude:
CR7 is the first player in a man bun to score hat trick in serie A
The man bun is his new super sayan hair
He scored 44 hat trick in Laliga because:
- he is GOAT
- La liga is basically two rich clubs vs 18 farmers team
Stop saying that Messi is a midget, tuz assholes. Messi is a shorter than average height footballer with a midget for mentality/confidence. A mental midget who abandons his nation jersey in the face of pressure, and then come back again like a teenage girlfriend.