Cristiano Ronaldo (137 Viewers)

[Cerval]

Even Tancredi is better than that woman.

Don’t push it. He's absolute scum

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[piotrr]

Sell

 

[DAiDEViL]

Higgy would be proud

 

[piotrr]

What a game



for fucks sake

 

[abstract]

You can't escape the Juve CL curse

 

[j0ker]

What the actual fuck was this

Pathetic all match

 

[DAiDEViL]

Missed a sitter and stole Dybala's goal.

What a Juventus like performance.

Now he's smiling into the camera and giving me a thumbs up Fuck off

 

[piotrr]

Missed a sitter and stole Dybala's goal.

What a Juventus like performance.

Now he's smiling into the camera and giving me a thumbs up Fuck off

More like 5 sitters

 

[JuveMkd]

 

[Boksic]

Bad game from him, but still got on the end of chances and hit the post. That's the good thing about him, even when playing badly he keeps getting into scoring positions.

 

[Salvo]

On another day he'd have at least 2

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Missed four chances and cost us the equaliser.

Hasn’t exactly lit up the CL for us so far has he? let’s hope the usual KO form Ronaldo comes out from Feb onwards...

Oh who am I kidding. This is Juventus in the CL. We are just gonna bring him down to our level

 

[Cerval]

Juve, where strikers become Amauri

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You can't escape the Juve CL curse

We could literally field the Real Madrid team who won 3 straight CL titles and they’d choke and play like shit as soon as they put on our jersey. No one is stronger than this curse

 

[X Æ A-12]

Chokenaldo

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You can't escape the Juve CL curse

We could literally field the Real Madrid team who won 3 straight CL titles and they’d choke and play like shit as soon as they put on our jersey. No one is stronger than this curse

 

[Ventus]

Juve, where strikers become Amauri

Lool

 

[Nedved96]

Hasn’t exactly lit up the CL for us so far has he? let’s hope the usual KO form Ronaldo comes out from Feb onwards...

Remember that Ronaldo was dogshit against Tottenham last season apart from scoring a penalty. Then he turned it up in the knockout stages.

There is still hope.

 

[Jem83]

We could literally field the Real Madrid team who won 3 straight CL titles and they’d choke and play like shit as soon as they put on our jersey. No one is stronger than this curse

And for some reason I love it. Don't know why. Just "feels like home". It's the only reality I know.

I have no idea how I would reacted if we ever won the CL (which we never will, that much is obvious by now). It would just feel too unnatural.

Let's just enjoy being the L's, taking the deck in the ol' brownhole like we're used to

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Calmaaaaa Dybala is bringing the goods in Europe so far