Ronaldo is just followed by hordes of teenage sluts, they don't even know they are doing it but something in the air, a musk attracts them, like a shark that detects a single drop of blood in the water from miles of away, it is mindlessly drawn by instinct to pass the best genes it can on to the next generation of shark sluts.
Looks like one of the sluts made it through the barriers we erected outside.
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Even shaved his hair into a J
No he didn't.
that is just you projecting. The mind of a demigod like Ronaldo does not work in such humble pandering ways. He literally would not even think of it.
Looks like one of the sluts made it through the barriers we erected outside.
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Even shaved his hair into a J
that is just you projecting. The mind of a demigod like Ronaldo does not work in such humble pandering ways. He literally would not even think of it.
Does anyone else feel lost now that this transfer has happened. Like you just mindlessly open new posts page and keep hitting refresh to realize that Ronaldo has already been signed. That the greatest climax of your life has passed and there will never be something that approaches this again.
Like a cold car ride through a dark suburban night. Look out the window and think of death, guys. It's a-comin.
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Pretty sure they want to be invited back.
Like a cold car ride through a dark suburban night. Look out the window and think of death, guys. It's a-comin.
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Pretty sure they want to be invited back.
Lost? I am pumped! I wish I could hit refresh and the world would jump to the start of our season in August! Everything from here on is going to be different. The training sessions, the match buildup, the conferences, the rivalry, the commentary... everything is gonna be different. This isn't the climax, this is the start of something beautiful!
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Suck it, Pogba!
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Suck it, Pogba!
