Cristiano Ronaldo (856 Viewers)

[Lapa]

DP-Trez was so perfect in every way

Yep. Way better than useless Princess7 playing with Dybi. If only we could find a worthy partner for Dybi.

 

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[Pegi]

Yep. Way better than useless Princess7 playing with Dybi. If only we could find a worthy partner for Dybi.

Ain't they linking up quite nicely?

 

[Lapa]

Ain't they linking up quite nicely?

Nah, Princess is sucking the life out of Dybi and steals all his goals!

 

[Pegi]

Nah, Princess is sucking the life out of Dybi and steals all his goals!

I couldn't care less even if it's Sarri who scores the goals.

 

[Osman]

Parody?

No, just a drunk clown.

 

[Lapa]

No, just a drunk clown.

I'm sober.

 

[Osman]

I'm sober.

Sober clown, gotcha.

 

[Lion]

@Osman if ronaldo says he wants to leave juve, but u can convince him to stay by letting him bang you..... would you do it with condom or no?

 

[Snobist]

One pen and one tap in would do the job CR7

 

[Karim30]

@Osman if ronaldo says he wants to leave juve, but u can convince him to stay by letting him bang you..... would you do it with condom or no?

He would be honored to chew on the condom afterwards

 

[Osman]

@Osman if ronaldo says he wants to leave juve, but u can convince him to stay by letting him bang you..... would you do it with condom or no?

But...

 

[Juventino2019]

No Penaldo no party

 

[james95]

No Penaldo no party

That says more about the rest of the team you know..

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

His penalties and goals have papered over the cracks of a horribly constructed club and it’s incompetent board and shit coach.

 

[Juventino2019]

That says more about the rest of the team you know..

Stop blaming others. He's playing bad. Slow as fuck, shit passing and terrible shooting.

 

[james95]

Stop blaming others. He's playing bad. Slow as fuck, shit passing and terrible shooting.

Blaming others? you say that as if anyone else apart from De Ligt or Dybala is actually playing football out there. If you believe others are then you need to get your eyes, brain and sanity checked. Without his goals and Dybala's brilliance and without the other contenders choking; this team would be firmly midtable. We've been utterly, utterly atrocious. The football being played for a supposed top side has been an outrage but you're writing as if we've been playing some nice football but Ronaldo has been "Torres-ing" it up-front when in truth we can barely enter the opposition's box. You should probably be thanking him for those "penaldos" covering the glaring issues with this team.

 

[Juventino2019]

Blaming others? you say that as if anyone else apart from De Ligt or Dybala is actually playing football out there. If you believe others are then you need to get your eyes, brain and sanity checked. Without his goals and Dybala's brilliance and without the other contenders choking; this team would be firmly midtable. We've been utterly, utterly atrocious. The football being played for a supposed top side has been an outrage but you're writing as if we've been playing some nice football but Ronaldo has been Torresing it up-front when in truth we can barely enter the opposition's box. You should probably be thanking him for those "penaldos" covering the glaring issues with this team.

I shit on everybody. And yes, I think someone earning 35M should get more criticism If he's playing bad. You mad?

 

[james95]

I shit on everybody. And yes, I think someone earning 35M should get more criticism If he's playing bad. You mad?

Playing with Ramsey, Rugani & Bernardeschi is like fielding 8 players. He and Dybala aren't gonna move mountains. And mad? lol. Don't flatter yourself.

 

[Bianconero81]

I shit on everybody. And yes, I think someone earning 35M should get more criticism If he's playing bad. You mad?

Immobile thread is this way -->

Spoiler: Fuck Immobile

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[Juventino2019]

Immobile thread is this way -->

Spoiler: Fuck Immobile

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Immobile gonna win the Capocannoniere. Ronaldo will hold the record for most penalties.