Here is an even more ridiculous stat. His total QF goals is comfortably more than the next two on the list combined.
I'm convinced he was created in a lab somewhere. That run for the header wasn't that of a 34 year old man. If you were watching football for the first time, you would never guess that he was the oldest player in our squad last night (maybe even oldest player on the pitch). The man is truly remarkable.
I regret not being able to see the game. Man U - Barca was so boring lol and Messi was absolutely dire. After that clash with Smalling, his head wasn't in the game anymore.