Cristiano Ronaldo (194 Viewers)

[AFL_ITALIA]

File under: "meh, even if she was naked and threw herself at me I'd leave to get a beer instead"

The madness of it.

 

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[Nenz]

So we're seriously talking like Ronaldo's girlfriend is average looking? Is that what we're going with now?

 

[Osman]

I am simply their chronicler, similar to the role of the 'watchers’ in the smash tv hit “Highlander: the series”, whose purpose to was to warch the immortals. I do the same for the descendants of the african snake god of fertility and sexual happiness. For as long as their kind has been around, I’ve been watching, observing, I record, but never interfere... Too much of their history has been lost. I want the truth about the 'myths’ to survive, not a bunch of old wives' tales......

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So we're seriously talking like Ronaldo's girlfriend is average looking? Is that what we're going with now?

Its Cronios man. He is the Varys of Tuz, he passive aggressive laments about what he can never do anymore.

@Cronios interests lie elsewhere.....


@Hustini @Dru @Post Ironic @Fr3sh

Spoiler

No Wonder @Cronios was so eager to "scout" and "sneak" into Cristiano's fortified vacation spot in Greece for us

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

True, but some of the replies seem to back him up on this horseshittery. But then again, people around here have always had some strange views on women

 

[X Æ A-12]

So we're seriously talking like Ronaldo's girlfriend is average looking? Is that what we're going with now?

She does have pointy elbows her Cheetah suit is dumb too.

 

[DAiDEViL]

She does have pointy elbows her Cheetah suit is dumb too.

That's an outfit Wanda would wear to walk the streets

 

[ALC]

True, but some of the replies seem to back him up on this horseshittery. But then again, people around here have always had some strange views on women

They’re insecure virgins.

 

[X Æ A-12]

That's an outfit Wanda would wear to walk the streets

Wanda Sykes? Gross

 

[duranfj]

I read he may not be against Chievo... for real.... why god? why?


Hopefully just BS

 

[Monty]

I read he may not be against Chievo... for real.... why god? why?


Hopefully just BS

stay back and work on fitness...so can debut at home

makes sense to me, much more grand to debut him at allianz stadium

 

[X Æ A-12]

We shouldnt need him anyway

 

[PhRoZeN]

4/10 won't bang

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[X Æ A-12]

True, but some of the replies seem to back him up on this horseshittery. But then again, people around here have always had some strange views on women

Cronios blamed bonucci for the preseason loss to Real. Bonucci was on another continent.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Cronios blamed bonucci for the preseason loss to Real. Bonucci was on another continent.

That's the logic you need to become a doctor.

 

[DAiDEViL]

4/10 won't bang

5/10 if she starts doing ASMR vids.

 

[RoiLezard]

They’re insecure virgins.

Agree.
Internet makes you an alpha God.

She’s smoking hot


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[IliveForJuve]

The madness of it.

do u even sex, bro?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

do u even sex, bro?

Son, dat ass

http://www.juventuz.com/threads/43652-Cristiano-Ronaldo?p=5824739&viewfull=1#post5824739

 

[IliveForJuve]

They’re insecure virgins.

From 1 to 10, how hot is she?

I'd say she's a solid 8-8.5. Face ain't that good.

Nvm: Just googled moar pics. She's definitely a good 9.

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Son, dat ass

http://www.juventuz.com/threads/43652-Cristiano-Ronaldo?p=5824739&viewfull=1#post5824739

I'd eat it out fo sho, even with Ronaldo's cum in it.

 

[ALC]

I wanna google more pics, what’s her name