Cristiano Ronaldo (205 Viewers)

[Klovn]

coming off an amazing WC run, hed be even more motivated to dethrone us. expect a big season from him

Oh no

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I want to renew my Juventus membership and buy a Ronaldo jersey.
The store and official page won't let me log in.
I have patience, i will wait for them to fix the site and store, as long as necessary, but most won't, they will buy as soon as possible, no matter the source.
We are losing millions of profits...

Sounds like Greece all over again

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Lion]

If Cristiano Ronaldo was English



his name would be Christian Ronald


and he would be playing for stoke

 

[Cronios]

For lurkers and not, the Juve store is restored, just go and buy those jerseys!

 

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If Cristiano Ronaldo was English



his name would be Christian Ronald


and he would be playing for stoke

If your boyfriend had tits he would be your non binary, intersex civil partner

 

[Lion]

hey cron buy me on pls sir.

I have no money sir.

 

[Post Ironic]

That would be yet another huge transfer. Shared 1st place with Ronaldo @Post Ironic

Fuck Ronaldo.

If JJM joins this forum, it is greatest moment in Tuz history.

 

[Lion]

If your boyfriend had tits he would be your non binary, intersex civil partner

if your name is kyle and you are American, you are one bad day away from a school shooting

 

[Post Ironic]

 

[zizinho]

Fuck Ronaldo.

If JJM joins this forum, it is greatest moment in Tuz history.

ban

 

[Post Ironic]

ban

Was talking about O Fenômeno... I swear on me mum, mate.

 

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if your name is kyle and you are American, you are one bad day away from a school shooting

If you are Canadian you are one loose moose away from having cable knocked out for whole season and missing all the games lol

 

[Lion]

If you are Canadian you are one loose moose away from having cable knocked out for whole season and missing all the games lol

this is actually a real issue. don't joke about it man lol

 

[Jem83]

If you are Canadian you are one loose moose away from having cable knocked out for whole season and missing all the games lol

this is actually a real issue. don't joke about it man lol

 

[Cerval]

ban

What's your opinion on Afghan_juventus calling you a Ronaldo dickrider?

 

[Gep]

$#@! Ronaldo.

If JJM joins this forum, it is greatest moment in Tuz history.

Who’s JJM?

 

[zizinho]

What's your opinion on Afghan_juventus calling you a Ronaldo dickrider?

i think hes a nice guy but lets his emotions get the best of him sometimes, and the fact that he loves barcelona and messi so much blinds his judgement. he will soon accept Ronaldo as the GOAT himself, as soon as he witnesses what hes capable off 1st hand. give him time

 

[Post Ironic]

Who’s JJM?

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What's your opinion on Afghan_juventus calling you a Ronaldo dickrider?

Afghan is just jealous that Cristiano won't let him ride his dick.

 

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Afghan is just jealous that Cristiano won't let him ride his dick.

Disgusting. Hair is supposed to be on the top of your head not the middle of your neck.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Disgusting. Hair is supposed to be on the top of your head not the middle of your neck.

@Gep @Klin

 

[X Æ A-12]

I'm not hating on bald people but holy shit shave your neck beard.