Cristiano Giuntoli (59 Viewers)

Mokku

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Apr 17, 2019
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So, Turk doesn't like Guintoli because he might bring Lukaku, therefore Seven proceeds to insult a religion and talk about space exploration for no reason whatsoever.

Mods should allow Seven to call Turk a motherfucker, Turk can respond, and then call it a day.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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So, Turk doesn't like Guintoli because he might bring Lukaku, therefore Seven proceeds to insult a religion and talk about space exploration for no reason whatsoever.

Mods should allow Seven to call Turk a motherfucker, Turk can respond, and then call it a day.
Wait a minute, I didn't insult a religion.

I merely hypothesized that if we build a giant telescope we can look far enough in space to watch Muhammad assfuck a toddler.
 

Mokku

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Apr 17, 2019
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Wait a minute, I didn't insult a religion.

I merely hypothesized that if we build a giant telescope we can look far enough in space to watch Muhammad assfuck a toddler.
I see. So this telescope would be aimed towards space, billions of miles away into nothingness in the hope that you would see a man and a toddler? Keep looking in that case.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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I see. So this telescope would be aimed towards space, billions of miles away into nothingness in the hope that you would see a man and a toddler? Keep looking in that case.
Well, it wouldn't be the main goal. We're not religious fanatics.

But it would be a nice extra.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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Alright. you were molested as a toddler, and now you think it is a nice to thing watch. we did not need to know that about you.
Well, everyone has issues and sometimes great things can come from those issues.

I am not entirely sure that I will be able to build a giant telescope to look into outer space, let alone develop technology precise enough to pinpoint the exact moment Muhammad was assfucking a toddler. I know he assfucked a lot of toddlers, but in terms of galactic history, we're still talking about a relatively small point in time.

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Seven

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Jun 25, 2003
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I open bread about Giuntoli and all I see are arguments about Mohammed ass-fucking children and intergalactic space travel.

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You say this as if they are two separate subjects. This is not the case.

The subject was how space exploration might allow us to look back in time so that we can see Muhammad assfuck toddlers.
 

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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BREAKING NEWS: Giuntoli Caught in Hate Speech Probe
La Gazzetta Dello Sport
July 27. 2023

New Juventus director of sport Cristiano Giuntoli will be under investigation by FIGC for hate speech against Muslims and homosexuals. GDS Investigative Reporter Massimo Likeslittleboys Muhammadichi broke a story about Giuntoli and deep space exploration, which quickly turned into a rabbit hole of racism against various groups.

Giuntoli was reported saying, "I am not entirely sure that I will be able to build a giant telescope to look into outer space, let alone develop technology precise enough to pinpoint the exact moment Muhammad was assfucking a toddler. I know he assfucked a lot of toddlers, but in terms of galactic history, we're still talking about a relatively small point in time."

The assertion that Muhammed had sex with children has been disputed by some historians, but no doubt remain on whether the recent comments by Giuntoli would constitute sporting fraud.

"I merely hypothesize that if we build a giant telescope we can look far enough in space to watch Muhammad assfuck a toddler" concluded Giuntoli.

FIGC is said to be investigating the comments, which could lead to more point deductions for Juventus.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,361
BREAKING NEWS: Giuntoli Caught in Hate Speech Probe
La Gazzetta Dello Sport
July 27. 2023

New Juventus director of sport Cristiano Giuntoli will be under investigation by FIGC for hate speech against Muslims and homosexuals. GDS Investigative Reporter Massimo Likeslittleboys Muhammadichi broke a story about Giuntoli and deep space exploration, which quickly turned into a rabbit hole of racism against various groups.

Giuntoli was reported saying, "I am not entirely sure that I will be able to build a giant telescope to look into outer space, let alone develop technology precise enough to pinpoint the exact moment Muhammad was assfucking a toddler. I know he assfucked a lot of toddlers, but in terms of galactic history, we're still talking about a relatively small point in time."

The assertion that Muhammed had sex with children has been disputed by some historians, but no doubt remain on whether the recent comments by Giuntoli would constitute sporting fraud.

"I merely hypothesize that if we build a giant telescope we can look far enough in space to watch Muhammad assfuck a toddler" concluded Giuntoli.

FIGC is said to be investigating the comments, which could lead to more point deductions for Juventus.

Questions have also been raised about Giuntoli's willingness to spend 14.5 billion EUR on a deep space telescope, while the search for a central forward goes on.
 

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