Let's take stock a second.
We signed a top class DS who is a big juventino so knows what we are about, or should be about. He's good enough to win a scudetto for fucking Napoli, and did it via opportunity signings and taking calculated risks on lesser known players, signing them for cheap and keeping the wage bill down.
Ideal for us. We sign Weah. He looks like a jabroni but we figure this is how Guintoli operates. It'll be confusing signings a lot of the time, but his track record says trust him, he knows what he's doing. Plus that tiny wage is a great and refreshing sign.
Next thing we know we've let Cuadrado go and sign for Inter, and we're after Romel Lukaku to sit on a fat wage while Vlahovic is being sold off to fund it. Meanwhile Kessie is coming in for midfield, also on a big wage. These arent cheap opportunity players, it's the opposite. They are expensive risks.
Silly season in full swing, lads. Can't fucking wait for the next twist in the tale.