Jjjajajaja :LOL: oh shit!!! ok..........here we go
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---depiero was ready to the coin toss. Both captains, delp and hierro aporached to the pitch, and then the referee make the question...---
Ref: OK DP, Head or tails??
DP: Oh shit!! what tha **** are you do...
Ref: Head or tails i said
---the ref was the one and only DAVIDE BAIOCCO---
DP:OK i choose tails,,, how the hell ,,,ahem, i said,, how you managed to get here?.
Ref: it doesnt matter, ill xplain later...OK OK TAILS WINS THE BALL,,,, NOW KICK OFF!!!!!!.
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Dp starts and make a run forward, then raul zidane and figo apreched to himm. DP passed the ball to ivegotta,,,but he was to high to get the pass,,and the ball going thru, falling in bonano´s foot. But....oohh how unlucky, Bonano is too bad playing as stiker that raul get the ball from him...
Now madrid in counter attacking....zidane to figo, raul, to Morientes, then morientes to casillas, then casillas ..SHOOT AND...GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!.
what a crappy shoot!!!! But xavi was so drunk that he didnt saw the ball.
Madrid 1- 0 Barcelona
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DP: ok ok,,what the **** is happening to you guys??? hey you ivegotta, are you jacked out or what?, Hey we have to win this match!! for our future , for our pride,,for...
Ivegotta: hey.....
DP: what?
Ivegotta: do you wanna....
DP: NO!!" i dont!!, lets do our best!! cmon!!, and you Baiocco,,help us a little ,, can you?
Ref: ok ok,,il try!!.
KICK OFF!!!!
-----Dp gets the...ohhh no!!! raul tricked dp so easily and!!!......oh wow!! what is happening?? the ref showed the red card to raul???------
REF: you are out!!!
Raul: but why??
Ref Because i want!! and get out of here!!!..
Raul: But..
Ref: OUT!!!
----And the minutes passed away, after all, madrid was scoring more and more goals-----
(Minute 89)
DP: oh shit oh shit.... (uff uff uff) im so weak...and we are losing 56 to 3, what the hell im gona do?? we are playing against 4 madrid players and we cant do it!!! oh dshit shit!!.
Ref: Dont worry, everythin is ok...
---ITS OVER!!! THE GAME ITS OVER!!!, real madrid overwelmed barcelona with an outsabdig performance, but the ref was in a bad day.----
DP: oh we are doomed,,,oh no!!!
Ivegotta: Hey... dont worry, i have more cigars.
DP: you piece of crap!! oh my.. oh my.
Baiocco: Hey lord DP dont worry, i have the key!!!.
DP: they key from zidane??
Baiocco: Yeah,!! after i sended him out,,,i went to his locker, with him,,,i he told me something about "the key to heaven", that was in his underwear, and after some minutes,, i found it!!, but was a very diffcult work!! ok here it is!! take it.
DP: (oh ,,,,,, you are gay), Good job dude,, and now,,lets search for the key,, to the mainframe and destoy all this shit.!!
--- After some minutes searching for the mainframe room to use the door in the Bernabeu´s catacombs, they found finally the door---
Baiocco: ok Sir, i cant go any firther, from now on its up tp you.
DP: Which door i have to choose??
Baiocco: You will know sir,,, because you are "THE ONE".
---Then DP choose one of the door, that lead him to a very xtrange place full of computers,,,and in the end,, was a man in a desk, toying with a lot of good looking girls---
The man: Oh DP, welcom.
DP: Who are you??
Man: My name is FLORENTINO PEREZ and im the one that made this fantasy program.
DP:OK,, well i dont care, because im supossed to be here to stop this thing.
Perez: you think that you can do it??? jaja your antecesor, Roberto Baggio, failed to do so.
DP: mmmm, ok, go on.
Perez:I made long ago this program....to manipulate people´s mind and bla bla bla bla bla bla.
--After more or less 24 hours of talking bullshit---
DP: ok ok,, im ****ed up.... what the hell are you talking.
Perez: mmm well, now we are in the part that matters ...this hot gir,,, ahem..,,, the CHOICE delpiero, CHOICE.
DId you remembered ronaldo playing in the game??
DP: no he was not there..
Perez:
As you can see, there are 3 doors......
Door #1: Jejejeje what abut that dp?? Ronaldo is sneaking again in your house!! and this time he will rape sonya, and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you choose this door to save you girl, all the people that are connected to the fantasy league will die, including you teammates.
Door#2: Choose this door and you will save all of your friends, destroy all this shit, and end this problem like the hero of heroes...pretty good isnt it?.
Door#3: This door will send you to Hawai, with all the girlies, weed, cable tv, lot of parties and all the good stuff in the world.
So we are near to conclude this thing.....choose delpiero buahahaha.
DP: ....................
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---depiero was ready to the coin toss. Both captains, delp and hierro aporached to the pitch, and then the referee make the question...---
Ref: OK DP, Head or tails??
DP: Oh shit!! what tha **** are you do...
Ref: Head or tails i said
---the ref was the one and only DAVIDE BAIOCCO---
DP:OK i choose tails,,, how the hell ,,,ahem, i said,, how you managed to get here?.
Ref: it doesnt matter, ill xplain later...OK OK TAILS WINS THE BALL,,,, NOW KICK OFF!!!!!!.
---
Dp starts and make a run forward, then raul zidane and figo apreched to himm. DP passed the ball to ivegotta,,,but he was to high to get the pass,,and the ball going thru, falling in bonano´s foot. But....oohh how unlucky, Bonano is too bad playing as stiker that raul get the ball from him...
Now madrid in counter attacking....zidane to figo, raul, to Morientes, then morientes to casillas, then casillas ..SHOOT AND...GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!.
what a crappy shoot!!!! But xavi was so drunk that he didnt saw the ball.
Madrid 1- 0 Barcelona
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DP: ok ok,,what the **** is happening to you guys??? hey you ivegotta, are you jacked out or what?, Hey we have to win this match!! for our future , for our pride,,for...
Ivegotta: hey.....
DP: what?
Ivegotta: do you wanna....
DP: NO!!" i dont!!, lets do our best!! cmon!!, and you Baiocco,,help us a little ,, can you?
Ref: ok ok,,il try!!.
KICK OFF!!!!
-----Dp gets the...ohhh no!!! raul tricked dp so easily and!!!......oh wow!! what is happening?? the ref showed the red card to raul???------
REF: you are out!!!
Raul: but why??
Ref Because i want!! and get out of here!!!..
Raul: But..
Ref: OUT!!!
----And the minutes passed away, after all, madrid was scoring more and more goals-----
(Minute 89)
DP: oh shit oh shit.... (uff uff uff) im so weak...and we are losing 56 to 3, what the hell im gona do?? we are playing against 4 madrid players and we cant do it!!! oh dshit shit!!.
Ref: Dont worry, everythin is ok...
---ITS OVER!!! THE GAME ITS OVER!!!, real madrid overwelmed barcelona with an outsabdig performance, but the ref was in a bad day.----
DP: oh we are doomed,,,oh no!!!
Ivegotta: Hey... dont worry, i have more cigars.
DP: you piece of crap!! oh my.. oh my.
Baiocco: Hey lord DP dont worry, i have the key!!!.
DP: they key from zidane??
Baiocco: Yeah,!! after i sended him out,,,i went to his locker, with him,,,i he told me something about "the key to heaven", that was in his underwear, and after some minutes,, i found it!!, but was a very diffcult work!! ok here it is!! take it.
DP: (oh ,,,,,, you are gay), Good job dude,, and now,,lets search for the key,, to the mainframe and destoy all this shit.!!
--- After some minutes searching for the mainframe room to use the door in the Bernabeu´s catacombs, they found finally the door---
Baiocco: ok Sir, i cant go any firther, from now on its up tp you.
DP: Which door i have to choose??
Baiocco: You will know sir,,, because you are "THE ONE".
---Then DP choose one of the door, that lead him to a very xtrange place full of computers,,,and in the end,, was a man in a desk, toying with a lot of good looking girls---
The man: Oh DP, welcom.
DP: Who are you??
Man: My name is FLORENTINO PEREZ and im the one that made this fantasy program.
DP:OK,, well i dont care, because im supossed to be here to stop this thing.
Perez: you think that you can do it??? jaja your antecesor, Roberto Baggio, failed to do so.
DP: mmmm, ok, go on.
Perez:I made long ago this program....to manipulate people´s mind and bla bla bla bla bla bla.
--After more or less 24 hours of talking bullshit---
DP: ok ok,, im ****ed up.... what the hell are you talking.
Perez: mmm well, now we are in the part that matters ...this hot gir,,, ahem..,,, the CHOICE delpiero, CHOICE.
DId you remembered ronaldo playing in the game??
DP: no he was not there..
Perez:
As you can see, there are 3 doors......
Door #1: Jejejeje what abut that dp?? Ronaldo is sneaking again in your house!! and this time he will rape sonya, and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you choose this door to save you girl, all the people that are connected to the fantasy league will die, including you teammates.
Door#2: Choose this door and you will save all of your friends, destroy all this shit, and end this problem like the hero of heroes...pretty good isnt it?.
Door#3: This door will send you to Hawai, with all the girlies, weed, cable tv, lot of parties and all the good stuff in the world.
So we are near to conclude this thing.....choose delpiero buahahaha.
DP: ....................
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thought "Look who's talking now??!!"
got really freaked out seeing all the blood on Trez and Tudor who were bloodily furious...
