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There was once a boy named Dusan who hates such threads and closes them. But then he realized he wasn't wearing socks while he was eating meatballs during a Juventus match and checking his abs at the same time. Then all of the sudden he got a PM from Nick. That was a confession that he was gay. OHHH COCKS, he was gay, so he decided to take his clothes off and masturbate to a picture of Sean Penn taken from his movie "Milk" and then he sent Dusan a picture of his genitals, and Dusan replied: Roma will be sold today. Then Miss Sensi gave him a call and asked what she should do about Ranieri. SACK HIM! he angrily replied, before asking her on a date that she naturally refused saying "I can't handle you Totti and Baptista all in the same night" and and while saying it he receives one slap from Christina. And a whole lot of Grygera all over Rab's face who then bends over and flashes his anal beard. After couple of hours, Rab notices Andy's Panucci was looking pink who immediately phoned Zlatan to find out why. Zlatan was busy with his Gypsy friends and didn't pick up, and by busy I mean sticking his Pinocchio nose up Kyle's Panucci hole. Kyle was tickled but did not react in a manner which pleased Zlatan. Zlatan then decided to hit him on the face with his nose. But being a Jew, Kyle was able to shield his face with his own big nose and call Pique to comfort the big gypsy and make up for his lack of pleasing ability. But Tom Cruise answered as he was "just hanging out" in the Barcelona dressing room. Gypsy community then went for a protest calling for Kyle's head for pissing Zingaro and Alen started whining about Kyle being a racist. Kyle didn't give a fuck and went for a beer, only to find out Burke finished them all. Then the Scientologist community got involved, claiming barcelona is their club for life and JBF decided to convert. But the Jews nuked him before he managed to finish that process and he spent the last of his days clinging to his Juve jersey and calling for the American's people intervention to save this blasphemy when America did come but only to take over and detain JBF in Guantanamo. NO COCKMEAT SANDWICH! he yelled. But was there really anything he could do to stop the inevitable. JBF did what he had to for survival and no guard was left unsatisfied, though the trail of semen leaking from his anus made him look like a slug. He loved it. Not, and tried to resist but there was nothing really he could do till he got that free phone call he was promised 2 years ago... It was his nigga Pac from the barbershop. He told him he would have his balls for free, all he had to do was give him a cockmeat sandwich and an anus-lick after he pooped. Later that day, he got a call from Scotland. It was Red, he was crying because Aberdeen lost 9-0 to Celtic. Then Red said: Hey, is it just Melo and 3EBLIND on Juventuz right now? And then JBF replied, "No, there's also Ze in some religion thread along with some bloke called Aaron" to which Red replied. So JBF hangs up the phone and start walking towards his computer and all of the sudden there is a video playing on, without him knowing it! And then Hustini showed up out of nowhere with a Dzeko-picture in his right hand and he did this
After that there was like two guys banging a horse. The golden ratio. The horse looked back and said, hey, what on earth Martin is doing here? I figured I would try something less gay than Juventuz today replied Martin. I was going to go all rhyme and say "That's over 1.6 guys per horse for felatio" (yeah, yeah, 4th wall). Martin then decided to take off his shirt and put his orange famous shirt on because it was just too hot outside until he finds out that without his shirt, Martin turns into Vinman. So he proceeded to drink a protein milkshake and fucked Julien Assange in the ass. After drinking Vinman takes a break and asks, what is this? some prostitein, Martad?? Martin obviously didn't like this but that didn't stop him from ordering 3 more milkshakes which made him
What the...
There was once a boy named Dusan who hates such threads and closes them. But then he realized he wasn't wearing socks while he was eating meatballs during a Juventus match and checking his abs at the same time. Then all of the sudden he got a PM from Nick. That was a confession that he was gay. OHHH COCKS, he was gay, so he decided to take his clothes off and masturbate to a picture of Sean Penn taken from his movie "Milk" and then he sent Dusan a picture of his genitals, and Dusan replied: Roma will be sold today. Then Miss Sensi gave him a call and asked what she should do about Ranieri. SACK HIM! he angrily replied, before asking her on a date that she naturally refused saying "I can't handle you Totti and Baptista all in the same night" and and while saying it he receives one slap from Christina. And a whole lot of Grygera all over Rab's face who then bends over and flashes his anal beard. After couple of hours, Rab notices Andy's Panucci was looking pink who immediately phoned Zlatan to find out why. Zlatan was busy with his Gypsy friends and didn't pick up, and by busy I mean sticking his Pinocchio nose up Kyle's Panucci hole. Kyle was tickled but did not react in a manner which pleased Zlatan. Zlatan then decided to hit him on the face with his nose. But being a Jew, Kyle was able to shield his face with his own big nose and call Pique to comfort the big gypsy and make up for his lack of pleasing ability. But Tom Cruise answered as he was "just hanging out" in the Barcelona dressing room. Gypsy community then went for a protest calling for Kyle's head for pissing Zingaro and Alen started whining about Kyle being a racist. Kyle didn't give a fuck and went for a beer, only to find out Burke finished them all. Then the Scientologist community got involved, claiming barcelona is their club for life and JBF decided to convert. But the Jews nuked him before he managed to finish that process and he spent the last of his days clinging to his Juve jersey and calling for the American's people intervention to save this blasphemy when America did come but only to take over and detain JBF in Guantanamo. NO COCKMEAT SANDWICH! he yelled. But was there really anything he could do to stop the inevitable. JBF did what he had to for survival and no guard was left unsatisfied, though the trail of semen leaking from his anus made him look like a slug. He loved it. Not, and tried to resist but there was nothing really he could do till he got that free phone call he was promised 2 years ago... It was his nigga Pac from the barbershop. He told him he would have his balls for free, all he had to do was give him a cockmeat sandwich and an anus-lick after he pooped. Later that day, he got a call from Scotland. It was Red, he was crying because Aberdeen lost 9-0 to Celtic. Then Red said: Hey, is it just Melo and 3EBLIND on Juventuz right now? And then JBF replied, "No, there's also Ze in some religion thread along with some bloke called Aaron" to which Red replied. So JBF hangs up the phone and start walking towards his computer and all of the sudden there is a video playing on, without him knowing it! And then Hustini showed up out of nowhere with a Dzeko-picture in his right hand and he did this
After that there was like two guys banging a horse. The golden ratio. The horse looked back and said, hey, what on earth Martin is doing here? I figured I would try something less gay than Juventuz today replied Martin. I was going to go all rhyme and say "That's over 1.6 guys per horse for felatio" (yeah, yeah, 4th wall). Martin then decided to take off his shirt and put his orange famous shirt on because it was just too hot outside until he finds out that without his shirt, Martin turns into Vinman. So he proceeded to drink a protein milkshake and fucked Julien Assange in the ass. After drinking Vinman takes a break and asks, what is this? some prostitein, Martad?? Martin obviously didn't like this but that didn't stop him from ordering 3 more milkshakes which made himWhat the...
Ok, so far:
There was once a boy named Dusan who hates such threads and closes them. But then he realized he wasn't wearing socks while he was eating meatballs during a Juventus match and checking his abs at the same time. Then all of the sudden he got a PM from Nick. That was a confession that he was gay. OHHH COCKS, he was gay, so he decided to take his clothes off and masturbate to a picture of Sean Penn taken from his movie "Milk" and then he sent Dusan a picture of his genitals, and Dusan replied: Roma will be sold today. Then Miss Sensi gave him a call and asked what she should do about Ranieri. SACK HIM! he angrily replied, before asking her on a date that she naturally refused saying "I can't handle you Totti and Baptista all in the same night" and and while saying it he receives one slap from Christina. And a whole lot of Grygera all over Rab's face who then bends over and flashes his anal beard. After couple of hours, Rab notices Andy's Panucci was looking pink who immediately phoned Zlatan to find out why. Zlatan was busy with his Gypsy friends and didn't pick up, and by busy I mean sticking his Pinocchio nose up Kyle's Panucci hole. Kyle was tickled but did not react in a manner which pleased Zlatan. Zlatan then decided to hit him on the face with his nose. But being a Jew, Kyle was able to shield his face with his own big nose and call Pique to comfort the big gypsy and make up for his lack of pleasing ability. But Tom Cruise answered as he was "just hanging out" in the Barcelona dressing room. Gypsy community then went for a protest calling for Kyle's head for pissing Zingaro and Alen started whining about Kyle being a racist. Kyle didn't give a fuck and went for a beer, only to find out Burke finished them all. Then the Scientologist community got involved, claiming barcelona is their club for life and JBF decided to convert. But the Jews nuked him before he managed to finish that process and he spent the last of his days clinging to his Juve jersey and calling for the American's people intervention to save this blasphemy when America did come but only to take over and detain JBF in Guantanamo. NO COCKMEAT SANDWICH! he yelled. But was there really anything he could do to stop the inevitable. JBF did what he had to for survival and no guard was left unsatisfied, though the trail of semen leaking from his anus made him look like a slug. He loved it. Not, and tried to resist but there was nothing really he could do till he got that free phone call he was promised 2 years ago... It was his nigga Pac from the barbershop. He told him he would have his balls for free, all he had to do was give him a cockmeat sandwich and an anus-lick after he pooped. Later that day, he got a call from Scotland. It was Red, he was crying because Aberdeen lost 9-0 to Celtic. Then Red said: Hey, is it just Melo and 3EBLIND on Juventuz right now? And then JBF replied, "No, there's also Ze in some religion thread along with some bloke called Aaron" to which Red replied. So JBF hangs up the phone and start walking towards his computer and all of the sudden there is a video playing on, without him knowing it! And then Hustini showed up out of nowhere with a Dzeko-picture in his right hand and he did this After that there was like two guys banging a horse. The golden ratio. The horse looked back and said, hey, what on earth Martin is doing here? I figured I would try something less gay than Juventuz today replied Martin. I was going to go all rhyme and say "That's over 1.6 guys per horse for felatio" (yeah, yeah, 4th wall). Martin then decided to take off his shirt and put his orange famous shirt on because it was just too hot outside until he finds out that without his shirt, Martin turns into Vinman. So he proceeded to drink a protein milkshake and fucked Julien Assange in the ass. After drinking Vinman takes a break and asks, what is this? some prostitein, Martad?? Martin obviously didn't like this but that didn't stop him from ordering 3 more milkshakes which made him
What the...
There was once a boy named Dusan who hates such threads and closes them. But then he realized he wasn't wearing socks while he was eating meatballs during a Juventus match and checking his abs at the same time. Then all of the sudden he got a PM from Nick. That was a confession that he was gay. OHHH COCKS, he was gay, so he decided to take his clothes off and masturbate to a picture of Sean Penn taken from his movie "Milk" and then he sent Dusan a picture of his genitals, and Dusan replied: Roma will be sold today. Then Miss Sensi gave him a call and asked what she should do about Ranieri. SACK HIM! he angrily replied, before asking her on a date that she naturally refused saying "I can't handle you Totti and Baptista all in the same night" and and while saying it he receives one slap from Christina. And a whole lot of Grygera all over Rab's face who then bends over and flashes his anal beard. After couple of hours, Rab notices Andy's Panucci was looking pink who immediately phoned Zlatan to find out why. Zlatan was busy with his Gypsy friends and didn't pick up, and by busy I mean sticking his Pinocchio nose up Kyle's Panucci hole. Kyle was tickled but did not react in a manner which pleased Zlatan. Zlatan then decided to hit him on the face with his nose. But being a Jew, Kyle was able to shield his face with his own big nose and call Pique to comfort the big gypsy and make up for his lack of pleasing ability. But Tom Cruise answered as he was "just hanging out" in the Barcelona dressing room. Gypsy community then went for a protest calling for Kyle's head for pissing Zingaro and Alen started whining about Kyle being a racist. Kyle didn't give a fuck and went for a beer, only to find out Burke finished them all. Then the Scientologist community got involved, claiming barcelona is their club for life and JBF decided to convert. But the Jews nuked him before he managed to finish that process and he spent the last of his days clinging to his Juve jersey and calling for the American's people intervention to save this blasphemy when America did come but only to take over and detain JBF in Guantanamo. NO COCKMEAT SANDWICH! he yelled. But was there really anything he could do to stop the inevitable. JBF did what he had to for survival and no guard was left unsatisfied, though the trail of semen leaking from his anus made him look like a slug. He loved it. Not, and tried to resist but there was nothing really he could do till he got that free phone call he was promised 2 years ago... It was his nigga Pac from the barbershop. He told him he would have his balls for free, all he had to do was give him a cockmeat sandwich and an anus-lick after he pooped. Later that day, he got a call from Scotland. It was Red, he was crying because Aberdeen lost 9-0 to Celtic. Then Red said: Hey, is it just Melo and 3EBLIND on Juventuz right now? And then JBF replied, "No, there's also Ze in some religion thread along with some bloke called Aaron" to which Red replied. So JBF hangs up the phone and start walking towards his computer and all of the sudden there is a video playing on, without him knowing it! And then Hustini showed up out of nowhere with a Dzeko-picture in his right hand and he did this
After that there was like two guys banging a horse. The golden ratio. The horse looked back and said, hey, what on earth Martin is doing here? I figured I would try something less gay than Juventuz today replied Martin. I was going to go all rhyme and say "That's over 1.6 guys per horse for felatio" (yeah, yeah, 4th wall). Martin then decided to take off his shirt and put his orange famous shirt on because it was just too hot outside until he finds out that without his shirt, Martin turns into Vinman. So he proceeded to drink a protein milkshake and fucked Julien Assange in the ass. After drinking Vinman takes a break and asks, what is this? some prostitein, Martad?? Martin obviously didn't like this but that didn't stop him from ordering 3 more milkshakes which made himWhat the...
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