Confessions! (1 Viewer)

[Dan]

Here is the thread when you have done something very bad and you need to tell someone on the otherside of the world..

Here is mine:

I stepped in the cat litter 3 days ago in the morning

 

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[Juve89]

I said a bad word............

 

[Vicky]

i don't think i'd wanna tell the whole forum about the bad things i did

 

[The Pado]

Three days ago, I pooped in the cat's litter box, and when I came back there was a large footprint in my crap. I want to apologize to whoever stepped in it.

 

[Zlatan]

There's a joke going around the Balkans lately. Last week an amateur porn tape of Croatia's biggest star (singer Severina - Seve Nazionale, she's something like an icon round here) came out.

Anyways, it goes like this (not as funny when translated, but still)


Severina walks into a confession booth in a church and says: Oh father forgive me, for I have sinned.

Priest: I know my child, I've seen it

 

[Vicky]

:LOL:

still pretty funny

 

[Zlatan]

Linkage, if anyone's interested.

 

[flieeeekke]

maybe that just me but shes rather ugly..

 

[Zlatan]

Yeah, I'm not a big fan either :undecide:

 

[flieeeekke]

liar.

 

[Zlatan]

Nah, IMO her music sucks and you can find much better looking singers. But, for one reason or another, she's big round here.

 

[Vicky]

i think she's very pretty
.... but the sl*tty kind of pretty .......

 

[Lilianna]

we already had a thread like this...or what??

well,what do i need to confess...let me think....
aha!
i cried in front of my mom yesterday.

i had sworn i would never do it again to myself,and i did it.
i felt awful.
that is not me.
i never cry in front of others

 

[Dragon]

I was out in my mother's car and I crashed another car (but nothing happened thank God) last week and a cop stopped me like two days ago. I have no driving licence

 

[Roverbhoy]

I'm not proud of this...:down:


but... a couple of months ago, me and Roverwife has a stinker of a blowout...big time argument over something or other...and in protest I went into the attic, opened my old chest, and got my spiderman suit out. I'd promised not to do it again, but this time I'd had enough.

After three days in a crane over Souf' Landawn I guess it was no surprise that the cops beat me bad when I came down (yes that was me)...on the good side Roverwife thought I looked good in the old suit and we made up...on the bad side I missed two episode of Coronation Street:frown:


Beat that...

 

[Roverbhoy]

...and I didn't star in the porn film with that lady above, despite the rumours circulating on the net

Honest:dontcare:

 

[Amr]

2oday i've said many bad words ..

 

[gray]

Who stole my thread?

I intentionally kicked out a guy's legs from under him because I knew he'd score if I didn't. I didn't get booked

 

[swag]

I signed up for a Tripod UK account to host video for regulars on this forum, uploaded two clips by FTP and a simple web page pointing to them, and within 12 hours had my account shut down. This followed by receiving a form nastgram (with "abuse" in the subject line) that said I was guilty of "file storage" and that I was being excommunicated from the Tripod UK "community".

Maybe in 500 years, I will be pardoned. It worked for Galileo.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
Who stole my thread?

I intentionally kicked out a guy's legs from under him because I knew he'd score if I didn't. I didn't get booked

hey, if you dont get caught, is it a crime?