Confessions! (1 Viewer)


Back & Quack
Mar 9, 2004
Here is the thread when you have done something very bad and you need to tell someone on the otherside of the world..

Here is mine:

I stepped in the cat litter 3 days ago in the morning:(

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Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
Three days ago, I pooped in the cat's litter box, and when I came back there was a large footprint in my crap. I want to apologize to whoever stepped in it.


Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
There's a joke going around the Balkans lately. Last week an amateur porn tape of Croatia's biggest star (singer Severina - Seve Nazionale, she's something like an icon round here) came out.

Anyways, it goes like this (not as funny when translated, but still)

Severina walks into a confession booth in a church and says: Oh father forgive me, for I have sinned.

Priest: I know my child, I've seen it :D


Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
Nah, IMO her music sucks and you can find much better looking singers. But, for one reason or another, she's big round here.


Senior Member
Apr 3, 2003
we already had a thread like this...or what??

well,what do i need to confess...let me think....
i cried in front of my mom yesterday.

i had sworn i would never do it again to myself,and i did it.
i felt awful.
that is not me.
i never cry in front of others


Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
I was out in my mother's car and I crashed another car (but nothing happened thank God) last week and a cop stopped me like two days ago. I have no driving licence


Senior Member
Jul 31, 2002
I'm not proud of this...:down:

but... a couple of months ago, me and Roverwife has a stinker of a blowout...big time argument over something or other...and in protest I went into the attic, opened my old chest, and got my spiderman suit out. I'd promised not to do it again, but this time I'd had enough.

After three days in a crane over Souf' Landawn I guess it was no surprise that the cops beat me bad when I came down (yes that was me)...on the good side Roverwife thought I looked good in the old suit and we made up...on the bad side I missed two episode of Coronation Street:frown:

Beat that...


Senior Member
Apr 22, 2003
Who stole my thread? :(:D

I intentionally kicked out a guy's legs from under him because I knew he'd score if I didn't. I didn't get booked


Sep 23, 2003
I signed up for a Tripod UK account to host video for regulars on this forum, uploaded two clips by FTP and a simple web page pointing to them, and within 12 hours had my account shut down. This followed by receiving a form nastgram (with "abuse" in the subject line) that said I was guilty of "file storage" and that I was being excommunicated from the Tripod UK "community".

Maybe in 500 years, I will be pardoned. It worked for Galileo.

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