Claudio Ranieri (26 Viewers)

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Did Ranieri ever give his reasons why we fucked up at the end of the season, like he said he would?
I don't think he did give his reason. Allow me to give it:

"Following the draws against lowly Reggina and Lecce, President Cobolli Gigli stated that I would still be leading Juventus next season. The players read this in the press and decided the best course was to fail, week after week, until I was sacked. I really blame Dario Knezevic."
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Dick head gets banned after one post. What a fooking loser. Nice introduction to the forums Sex Toy. Next time save your money and stick a baseball bat up your ass, fat end first.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,336
I wonder what would happen if he tried that. I think the human ass is built in such a way that nothing would happen. I mean, it's a stump end and it's so big that it would basically press against your glutes.

I guess that what I'm trying to say is that you should go with the other end first and then slowly (or not quite so slowly) stretch his asshole. That would hurt.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
I wonder what would happen if he tried that. I think the human ass is built in such a way that nothing would happen. I mean, it's a stump end and it's so big that it would basically press against your glutes.

I guess that what I'm trying to say is that you should go with the other end first and then slowly (or not quite so slowly) stretch his asshole. That would hurt.
The human asshole can stretch quite a way. Remember that video of the guy taking a glass jar up his rectum? Sure it would be better to start with the handle, but don't forget the round stopper end at the base. Getting over that hump might be difficult.

Jose Mourinho was a similar asshole in his press conferences.
 

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
53,971
Ranieri in Juve contract row
Sunday 19 July, 2009
There are reports that Claudio Ranieri is taking legal action against Juventus for the remaining year on his contract.

The Coach was fired in May with just two Serie A games remaining, but had a contract until June 30, 2010.

It’s reported he has put in an official request to be registered for the new season, but as Ciro Ferrara has already been signed up for the post, Juventus cannot have two tacticians.

This also means that, according to the rules, Juve are in breach of contract and must pay Ranieri bonuses for the remaining year of his contract, amounting to just under £1m.

In fact, 'Tuttosport’ claims this is just a ruse to force the club into reaching a mutual agreement to terminate the contract.

It would allow Ranieri to resume his career elsewhere, something he cannot do yet because he is still under contract.

The former Chelsea manager has already been linked with the job at Zenit St Petersburg.

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