Don't fall for Völler's overt and loquacious seduction tactics... He wouldn't be good for you. I know, there's that - je ne sais quoi - charm in his lovely little epistle to you, but think long-term, think about the lack of fire in your sex-life-to-be, think about broken dreams when you catch him in his first lie. The broken home of a Dane, and a kinship with Hamlet is all Völler can offer you. And as they say: "there is something rotten in the state of Denmark." Well, it would be the two of you, bumming on the boulevard in Copenhagen.
Instead, love me. Just me. I'm Canadian, we have many advantages, like a vast and beautiful wild country, wild like the love you'd see in my eyes looking at you, wild like your dark locks, as I run my hands through your hair, wild... I can offer passion and stability each day, for the rest of our lives, our sand castle will not "slip eventually into the sea", it shall stand erect and proud, like me, daydreaming of you, my little duckie.