FFS even fucking Di Matteo managed to win a CL. This shit is not rocket science dammit! Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Doesn't matter if we are favorites, underdogs, 50/50, topped our group, were second in our group, got lucky in the knockout rounds, destroyed Barcelona, didn't concede, conceded 20 goals, undefeated, defeated, play with 3,4,5 at the back, attack, defend, go sideways, upwards, downwards, jump, sit, dance, fino allá fine, it's time, have all the statistics on our favour, treble, no treble, old, young, wear adidas or Nike or kappa, play naked, play in white, play in blue, home or away, against German, Italian, Spanish, English teams we always fucking lose!
Shit the only way we might win this thing is if elkann creates Juventus B and somehow both teams manage to get to the final. And still a Juventus is gonna lose!!!