[CL FINAL] JUVENTUS 1-4 Real Madrid [3rd June, 2017] (64 Viewers)

[Alex-444]

 

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[PhRoZeN]

Real Madrid have scored in each of the 38 league games this season. First time in their history.



Ayayaii how are we gonna stop them?

They are as lethal as the deadly Monaco, but with more experience.

Challenge Accepted.

 

[Collaguazo]

spike all their water bottles with super strong laxatives.
hopefully they play in white so we can see $#@! stains better

Cristiano jumps to header the ball but he shits himself in mid air and misses. The ball is lose in the middle of the penalty area, benzema has a clear shot but he slips on Cristiano shit and sends the ball to the stands.

Ramos and Marcelo become aroused by all of this and engage in scat play together.

Madrid has to forfeit the match.

 

[Fr3sh]

Cristiano jumps to header the ball but he shits himself in mid air and misses. The ball is lose in the middle of the penalty area, benzema has a clear shot but he slips on Cristiano shit and sends the ball to the stands.

Ramos and Marcelo become aroused by all of this and engage in scat play together.

Madrid has to forfeit the match.

Would be glorious

 

[K.O.]

#ItsTime

 

[Berni99]

If we lose the final, i think i will never watch a CL-Game again

 

[Satchy]

 

[Hist]

If we win this game, I expect a massive improvement in our global brand. Not only would it be a CL title, but we would have beat Barca and Madrid along the way. If one of them is having a bad season the second is certainly on fire.

Our status on the global arena should shoot up immensely and our marketing department will have a lot of work to do

 

[Powis]

Cristiano jumps to header the ball but he shits himself in mid air and misses. The ball is lose in the middle of the penalty area, benzema has a clear shot but he slips on Cristiano shit and sends the ball to the stands.

Ramos and Marcelo become aroused by all of this and engage in scat play together.

Madrid has to forfeit the match.

 

[piotrr]

If we win this game, I expect a massive improvement in our global brand. Not only would it be a CL title, but we would have beat Barca and Madrid along the way. If one of them is having a bad season the second is certainly on fire.

Our status on the global arena should shoot up immensely and our marketing department will have a lot of work to do

I can even see Jeep giving us a 1 or 1.5m raise

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Juvelicious]

Only interesting part of this match is guessing at what minute Ronaldo completes his hattrick.

 

[juventus4life]

I can even see Jeep giving us a 1 or 1.5m raise

Not just Jeep, its Jeep Compass.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Barca didn't score against us so I'm confident we can do the same against Maddick.

 

[Wittl]

We'll make Ronaldo cry. @Mark my words.

Tears of joy.

 

[Post Ironic]

Real Madrid have scored in each of the 38 league games this season. First time in their history.



Ayayaii how are we gonna stop them?

Real Madrid have scored in each of the 38 league games this season. First time in their history.



Ayayaii how are we gonna stop them?

Barcelona - 38 games - 116 goals
Monaco - 38 games - 107 goals

Real Madrid - 38 games - 106 goals...

Barcelona - 2 matches - 0 goals
Monaco - 2 matches - 1 goal
Real Madrid - 1 match - ????

 

[JuveJay]

I'm pretty sure they'll score at some point, but hopefully it's not before we do

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

If it goes to penalties...

 

[Cerval]

If it goes to penalties...

I posted this before the quarters

I usually never dream about football related stuff, but three days ago I had a dream in which we won the CL against Real Madrid after PKs and it was the best (fake) football memory ever. Felt so happy, and then I woke up not too long after.

 

[Post Ironic]

I'm pretty sure they'll score at some point, but hopefully it's not before we do

Juventus is cursed enough in CL finals that I don't believe we can win it if Real score first. The pressure will be overwhelming. If we score first I think it could give us the confidence needed to play a great match. Especially if Higgy could somehow score an instinctive finish or even a lucky one. It would do wonders for our mentality in this final.