[CL] Champions League 2014/15 (24 Viewers)

[ALC]

Since 2 years people are saying we'll get fucked against X team left and right. After two years we faced some of the best team in the world in CL (always the winners) and never conceded more than twice in the same match, lol, even some ridiculous goals. But with Immobile and Aubameyang they're gonna fuck us with ease.

Oh, we didn't lose by more than two goals per game. That's awesome, it really is. Are those your standards?

 

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[DelPieroJuve]

Let's not get ourleves too overwhelmed. dortmund have had a fantastic record in CL regardless of their recent loss. also they will have a longer chrismas break then we do which means that they will have more time to prepare for the match. also we have shown in the last few games (especially against torino) that we are weak on conter attacks so if we don't prepare well enough we will centanly go out.

 

[Hængebøffer]

We're still getting knocked out, tho.

 

[radekas]

Saying we're lucky to get Dortmund is funny tho. We'd be lucky to get Monaco, or Porto, or even City. There's nothing lucky about Dortmund. With Reus back, they will run us ragged. That dude single handedly raped Real Madrid.

I'm not saying we're gonna lose, just that I wouldn't exactly call getting Dortmund "lucky".

Lewandowski raped real.

Seriously though, no sane person would rather get City. They may be chokers but thei potential is insane.

Porto and BVB are on the same level this year. Only Monaco would be bigger luck for us.

 

[zizinho]

i actually hope they start Immobile against us. i dont see him as a threat at all

 

[ALC]

Lewandowski raped real.

Seriously though, no sane person would rather get City. They may be chokers but thei potential is insane.

Porto and BVB are on the same level this year. Only Monaco would be bigger luck for us.

City barely made it past the group stage and they play like poop.

But we'll see.

 

[Klovn]

Porto and BVB are on the same level this year.

This is surely a joke, right?

 

[radekas]

City barely made it past the group stage and they play like poop.

But we'll see.

I think finally getting through can be a kickstarter for them. They were really unlucky to draw Barca though.

 

[Nzoric]

Immobile

The Badass of footballers.

 

[radekas]

This is surely a joke, right?

BVB sucks big time in Germany and Porto is one of the teams that always play better than their squad tells you. But oh well let's say that BVB is minimally better. Not much though.

 

[kao_ray]

This is surely a joke, right?

In CL they kinda are.

 

[Ocelot]

Immobile sucks, but you can bet that he'll score against us, just for the lulz.

 

[DelPieroJuve]

this will be his revenge

 

[calmyournerves]

If some of our injured players are back by then and Vidal regains some of his form I'd rate our chances as pretty good.

 

[AlexOB]

Oh, we didn't lose by more than two goals per game. That's awesome, it really is. Are those your standards?

We won't lose by two goals against Dortmund most probably, leave alone get fucked by them as you said. My standards don't really matter. And we have good chances of getting through, probably, if we play with an in form team.

 

[swag]

I'd rather face Dortmund and Ciro's confidence crisis than Action Jackson Martinez.

 

[ALC]

I'd rather face Dortmund and Ciro's confidence crisis than Action Jackson Martinez.

That is because you cum at the sight of anything Portugese right after you're done overrating it to the sky.

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We won't lose by two goals against Dortmund most probably, leave alone get fucked by them as you said. My standards don't really matter. And we have good chances of getting through, probably, if we play with an in form team.

By fucking, I meant they'll beat us, not demolish us

 

[j0ker]

Immobile sucks, but you can bet that he'll score against us, just for the lulz.

 

[swag]

That is because you cum at the sight of anything Portugese right after you're done overrating it to the sky.

You know it.

Well, even if Martinez is Colombian...

 

[swag]

We're still getting knocked out, tho.

Yeah, well, unlike BVB, we don't seem to have the grit and gumption to progress through these knockout competitions just yet.