[CL] Champions League 2010/11 (9 Viewers)

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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,571
I just saw that Pepe-Alves video. I hope Alves gets banned forever. Horrible fucking dive. I really though Pepe nicked him at first but this is some grade-A bullshit. It did seem hard for the referee to see, but that's why there has to be instant replay.
 

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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,571
Lol, this is hilarious:

As we all should have expected, the fourth Clasico of this season and start to Real Madrid and Barcelona's Champions League semifinal tie was filled with controversy and short tempers. Though Barcelona prevailed in the end, taking a 2-0 lead into the second leg thanks to a pair of late Lionel Messi goals after Pepe got sent off, we really must ask...what if it continued?

97' -- Jose Mourinho continues to furiously pass notes to the bench after getting sent off and cordoned away in the stands. His latest hastily scratched missive reads, "Which ice cream flavor do you prefer?!?!?! __ Chocolate __ Vanilla." Kaka checks off "Vanilla."

101' -- Seeing Xavi stub his toe causes Sergio Busquets to fall down clutching his face.

106' -- Lionel Messi scores another breath-taking goal, just wants to go home and build his Hero Recon Team Lego playset.

112' -- Sergio Ramos picks up Mesut Ozil in an attempt to build a super defender that Messi cannot get around. The Ramos then accidentally drops Ozil under the bus Real tried to park in front of their goal, mangling Ozil beyond recognition. He claims Ozil jumped.

115' -- Hearing someone speak in his general direction causes Sergio Busquets to fall down clutching his face.

120' -- Barcelona decide that since a win for them is a win for football, the sport should be renamed "Barcelona" and anyone who does not conform to their style of play will be ridiculed and put to death. This is all deemed very reasonable.

124' -- Jose Mourinho sends another note. This one reads, "Who is behind the Barca Champions League conspiracy? __ UEFA __ The Da Vinci Code __ Both" Kaka checks off "Both."

128' -- Pepe runs back onto the pitch and viciously kicks Dani Alves in the head and back. The referee explains that he knew Pepe would do this, which is why he sent him off earlier. The referee reveals himself to be a Pre-Cog from Minority Report.

130' -- The match is abandoned when Didier Drogba appears out of nowhere and declares that it is "time for the disgraces." He says: "First, yet another referee is favoring Barcelona in a Champions League semifinal. That is an annual f***ing disgrace. ... Then, Robin van Persie asked if he could do this with me. That was a spotlight stealing f***ing disgrace. ... Then, I saw Sergio Ramos drop Alfredo Di Stefano under a bus. That was a disturbing f***ing disgrace. ... Then, there were those times those referees who probably lick public benches cheated Chelsea out of the Champions League -- even once against Jose Mourinho's Inter. That...that was a..."

276' - Sergio Busquets arrives back at his house, turns on the TV, changes into comfortable clothes, makes himself a snack, goes to the bathroom, checks his email, then falls down clutching his face.
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
40,182
You seem to be retarded.

But I guess you have equal or better accomplishments to be able to talk about someone like this.

Right?
No you muppet. If anyone is retarded, then it's most definitely you. This is a Juventus forum; hence, the hatred and dislike for Manure is justified. I greatly dislike your team. Is that too difficult to comprehend?

I'm not belittling Ferguson's accomplishments, or Manure's achievements, but I hate them! Plain and simple!
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
40,182
Doesn't that make you like United? You said that you like Milan because your father supports them.
Why a different reaction with United?
Good question. I have never liked English teams. As for Milan, I wouldn't say I like them, but I admire them for what they have accomplished, and they've always had players I like. Van Basten, Riijkard, Baresi, Maldini, Boateng, Pato, Rui Costa, Kaka, etc...
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
I don't know how can anyone defend games like these for barca. Most of the time it was referee on the tv screen with many many fouls and the other time it was barca players rolling around on the ground trying to pass same acting exam, and the time the actual footbal was played barca didn't go all out attacking like they are used to against minors in the spanish league they were just passing around the ball around their holding midfielders.

It was such a boring and a disgusting game, if you were to show this game to someone who haven't seen football before it would be the last time he would watch this sport. Such a bad advert for football.
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
Some of you are really into exaggeration. It's not like Xavi, Messi, Iniesta are not fouled dozens of times each game (not that I'm complaining, it's part of the game). And also keep in mind that Barcelona style of play with holding ball possession frustrates their opponents be it home game or away.

As much as couple of their players are into diving and acting and all this, some of their players are harshly fouled.

But you guys are noticing the small details when almost all teams do it because Barcelona are dominitating. It's like the times when we were dominating in the 90's and everyone was waiting us for any small mistake or ridiculous thing to point his finger and shout when fact is everyone does the same.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
It's not like barca players drop dead without any fouls, it's not like they faked 3 severe blows to the face? Even in boxing matches there is less knockdowns then in barca games?
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
It's not like barca players drop dead without any fouls, it's not like they faked 3 severe blows to the face? Even in boxing matches there is less knockdowns then in barca games?
I would probably do even more in a derby games. I would fake orgasm if I could to frustrate the audience, players and coach.

You're paid to win, it's the ref's job to catch you with one of his eyes or two. If you're good in acting then you will win some calls. Take Krasic for example, he needs some lesson or two. :D

Still, I don't see why it would frustrate so many Juve fans. I would understand when we complain about our rivals, they are OUR rivals but we are not even in the CL and we're arguing what and how Barca players do this and that.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
The problem is that they forget that football is about the fans not suits in the management. And even bigger problem is that most of the players don't care about the fans and that is why we see such disgraceful stuff, yeah it is ok fake or try to catch a referee to give you a foul, but to simulate a boxing KO in the middle of the match is not acceptable, and I don't think any of the fans like to see such actions.

This problem is rooting deeper and deeper into the the sports and all it needs to be done is to introduce after match reviews or act a lot harsher on the insane diving that is going on right now.

As for the match itself as a Juve fan I couldn't care less about which one of the teams won and I only wanted to watch a football spectacle, a match full of grit grit, passion, commitment and determination and instead I got a shit game with loads of players lying rolling and etc. so now I naturally am against barca even though I don't like Real more. Just picked the lesser of evils side in my opinion :)
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
TBH, I tend to enjoy a derby with more actions, too many fouls, red cards, diving, faking fouls etc.. :D
Yeah, I tend to enjoy it too with more passion too, like when Chiellini knocked out zlatan in our first season back, or like when motta got in a fight with Buffon, I like that and I think that it adds a lot to the game.

I'm not against trying to cheat a penalty dive or try to frustrate the opposition but these invisable knockdowns break the game for me.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,413
blʘndu;3002147 said:
true..according to you only juve is a joy to watch because you rarely watch other games...
WRONG

I don't have the time you and others have to watch other games and that's the first reason why I rarely watch other games.
The other reason is other teams don't really interest me in what they do so I don't bother, if I happen to have time I do watch other games.
Many many other teams than Juve are a joy to watch but barca is not one of them.
 

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