I was watching the game in some restaurant here in Beirut where people basically don't give a horse's dick about football. Most of them didn't even know football existed outside the world cup.
Anyway, every time Bale would go on one of his insane, I'd stand up and start jumping up and down saying, "Ohhhh Shittt.. Look at Bale, he's ripping Inter a new one!!!" Out loud. Every body would then look at me like I'm mentally ill. The waitress even came and kindly asked me to calm down.