Apparently he was very constipated on Saturday, and was trying so hard to squeeze out a poop that he prolapsed his Rectum... 
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Khedira could probably do it, but I'd be afraid at how easily he'd be bypassed in the mid when we would lose the ball. Not a great option either way. Pogba-Marchisio could be good because they're both skilled and quite athletic.

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I'd worry about holding the ball with Pogba and Sturaro, I think Khedira would need to play.
