I think I miss Sarah. I'm not sure though. I haven't seen her for quite some time, for over two years to be honest, but I heared she's getting married next month. And to make matters even worse, she didn't call me to give an explanation. I had to hear it from one of her friends!
But as I said, I'm not sure I miss her. I feel this daggerlike agony in my chest whenever I think about her, but I can't tell whether that's because I want to kill her or love her. Lately I'm fantasising about having sex with her while gently slitting her throat. I don't know if these fantasies are still normal. Then again, I don't think women have basic human rights, so it doesn't matter.
What should I do?
EDIT:
I miss Funzo
I need my Funzo
I had so much fun with Funzo
Where's my Funzo
Oh Funzo
Oh Funzo