Just got home. I'm so fucking pissed now, and I'm so embarrassed. We couldn't even beat the second/third best team in Denmark in a must-win match. Wow, fucking wow. We're laughable. Only one goal against this fucking shit team.
Buffon - Ok, this isn't your fault. You played a fine match, and the freekick really wasn't your fault.
Lucio - You're a fucking snail. Fucking Peter Crouch could outrun you, but at least you're pretty solid. You didn't fuck up, and at least that's worth something...
Bonucci - Typical Bonucci perfomance. Was great 95% of the time, but still managed to make a major fuck up in the first half. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BONUCCI! It's like you're afraid of playing one decent perfomance... You were so fucking close to giving the goalkeeper an assist...
Chiellini - You weren't horrible, but the perfomance wasn't anything close to good. Aren't you supposed to be a fucking worldclass defender?!?!?!?!?!
Isla - I get it. You were injured for a long time, that's an excuse. BUT HAVEN'T YOU EVER LEARNED TO PASS THE FUCKING BALL?!?!?!?!?!? YOU'RE A FUCKIGN WINGBACK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING CROSS THE BALL!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRACTICE JUST ONCE A WEEK. It took fucking 70 minutes before you made a decent fucking cross. But good job on the assist.
De Ceglie - I can't believe it. You were actually decent today. I know, it is because the horrible Nordsjælland right back wasn't able to see that you were doing the same fucking thing over and over. But what the hell, it worked. Good job...
Pirlo - Decent match. Not fantastic, but definitely good.
Marchisio - Poor first half, but stepped up in the second half. Acceptable perfomance.
Vidal - Vidal, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!? I know Vucinic wasn't on the pitch the first 60 minutes, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN BE A FUCKING LAZY ASS INSTEAD?! Horrible, horrible...
Giovinco - At least your movement was pretty good, but for fuck's sake. You're playing as a striker. LEARN TO FUCKING SHOOT. How fucking hard can it be?!?!?!?!?!?
Matri - IS IT A JOKE?! You're so fucking bad that it's not even funny. I don't think you even did one fucking thing right today. Your ball control is fucking horrible, Bendtner looks like freaking Messi compared to you. God, I want Iaquinta back. Seriously, I don't even want you on the bench. You're so fucking horrible. I'll rather play 10 vs 11. AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE YOU TO THROW THE BALL AWAY THEN.
Vucinic - Thank you for saving our ass. You were great. Nice to see that we actually have a decent striker.
Bendtner - Were actually not terrible or laughable. Should have scored on the header, but compared to Matri, you're a freaking magician.
Giaccherini - Were you even on the pitch!?!?!?