I just read through all the posts since the game ended. Some experts may ask why, and yes, Zach, it was indeed a peculiar decision. I decided that I wanted to feel how a loss really felt like, and boy did it taste bad. It was like drinking my own urine. A clever guy out there might be thinking that I have actually tried to drink my own urine, but relax, Zach, I haven't. But I really wish I had done that instead because reading through all your crappy shit was like 20 pages of Cronios diarrhea. This must be how the players feel like now. At least I hope so, and maybe they'll just learn a thing or two for next year.