[Champions League] Celtic 0-3 JUVENTUS (February 12, 2013) (116 Viewers)

[Red]

Get Janna to claim she's a direct descendant of William of Orange.

 

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[JuveJay]

Get Janna to claim she's a direct descendant of William of Orange.

I always remember walking into an Irish-owned pub with a bright orange shirt on one July 12th. The fact I was about 14 just about spared me.

I've still no idea why I had a bright orange shirt.

 

[swag]

William used shaving knives.

 

[Zacheryah]

Goddamn irish pubs


The few time's i've been in one with my girlfriend, the amount of staring, is to damn high

 

[Red]

Have to say, I find it rather amusing how many people here appear to be shitting themselves about facing Celtic, when a fair chunk of the forum seemed to be hoping Juve would draw Real Madrid.

 

[Trequartista]

Have to say, I find it rather amusing how many people here appear to be shitting themselves about facing Celtic, when a fair chunk of the forum seemed to be hoping Juve would draw Real Madrid.

Most of them are trolling

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You forgot Fred. The most talented and the least obvious troll in history.

The Lee Cattermole of Trolls

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I always remember walking into an Irish-owned pub with a bright orange shirt on one July 12th. The fact I was about 14 just about spared me.

I've still no idea why I had a bright orange shirt.

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Have to say, I find it rather amusing how many people here appear to be shitting themselves about facing Celtic, when a fair chunk of the forum seemed to be hoping Juve would draw Real Madrid.

Some are worried by their underdog status (and because they beat Barcelona). I think it'll be a tight, tense game in Glasgow (where a draw is probably the most likely result) but I can see us thrashing them at JS.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Have to say, I find it rather amusing how many people here appear to be shitting themselves about facing Celtic, when a fair chunk of the forum seemed to be hoping Juve would draw Real Madrid.

I don't see anyone shitting themselves, just going over the possibilities.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Don't be blinded by Celtic beating Barca.

Look at the goals Barca gave them: two from set-pieces and one from a long hoof up the park that Xavi and Mascherano misjudged.

Juve are miles ahead of Barca when it comes to defending.

It's possible Juve will conceded a goal over the two games from a set-piece, because Mulgrew does deliver a good ball and Celtic do have players who attack the ball well in the box.

However, Celtic don't have anything from open play that should cause Juve any problems.

Celtic will present a reasonably solid obstacle, but nothing overly taxing for Juve.

im not underestimating celtic here, but in my opinion despite celtic beating barca, Juve would handle a team like celtic better than barca would simply because Juve can handle a more physical side better than barca could which is why im quietly confident we can qualify with relative ease, it is only when Juve play against teams with greater tempo we tend to struggle more against which is why i'd want to avoid dortmund at all costs

 

[donpiero]

I can imagine Badass getting beaten in Glasgow for showing off as a Juve fan.
Then again, I can imagine him getting beaten in Turin too, on the return match. Something like:

Badass: [hmmm, there are some Juve fans there, I'll see if they can sell me tickets] Hi, me no speak Italian, but do you sell tickets?
Juve fans: Eh?
Badass: Do you Celtic(ets)?
Juve fans: You Celtic?
Badass: Celtic(ets), yes, yes, yes, do you Celtic(ets)?

This might happen.

 

[frick]

Most of them are trolling

I think Red got them mixed up.

 

[Trequartista]

I think Red got them mixed up.

I love this forum, such a breeding ground for trolls

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Badass will one day get tickets in the Curva and try to start a "Come La Juve!" chant.

 

[ZoSo]

Badass will one day get tickets in the Curva and try to start a "Come La Juve!" chant.

One day they will name one curva 'badass' because he is the most badass Juve ultra ever.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I can't wait til they do a massive card choreography that reads "BADASS"

 

[JamalRice10]

Did someone say CHRIST What a wonderful Name

 

[Lapa]

Did someone say CHRIST What a wonderful Name

That guy got crucified for being a prick...2000 years ago. Maybe you should stop living in the past dude.

 

[Gerd]

I can imagine Badass getting beaten in Glasgow for showing off as a Juve fan.
Then again, I can imagine him getting beaten in Turin too, on the return match. Something like:

Badass: [hmmm, there are some Juve fans there, I'll see if they can sell me tickets] Hi, me no speak Italian, but do you sell tickets?
Juve fans: Eh?
Badass: Do you Celtic(ets)?
Juve fans: You Celtic?
Badass: Celtic(ets), yes, yes, yes, do you Celtic(ets)?

This might happen.

 

[Klin]

"Celticets?"

What is your problem? Stop being a stupid fucking troll to a guy who's being friendly.

 

[Völler]

Yeah, my fault. I should have known that pigs flying is a more likely scenario than you writing anything constructive.