I've only watched two finals that Juve played in past few years. For 3 of the finals I was somewhere that I did not even have Internet connection so I only learned about the result later.
Dude the trip on 2 of those years were to a place in Texas Hill Country which is literally called Utopia. If it's between that and watching Sergio Ramos and Atleti players hacking each other to death the choice is pretty clear.
