No $#@!ing way Barcelona are going to beat Bayern over two legs

(unless of course Barca injure half of Bayern's squad, Bayern suffer multiple suspensions due to the Catalunya $#@!s play-acting, and the ref awards ghost penalties in both legs).
Anyway, we have yet to qualify, but if/once we do, I'd rather avoid Bayern. They are the best and most complete squad, possess insane depth, and have the best coach. Real look pedestrian at times, and I don't really rate Zizou as a coach (not to mention their defense, that is somewhat suspect); Barca are horribly unbalanced, and the other teams can cause problems but are definitely inferior to us.