Champions League 2016/2017 (69 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

lol

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Nah. I dont agree when its Mandzukic vs Lewandowski.

The only thing i dont like about Lewa is that he sometimes dive to much. Its nasty to look at.

Lewandowski is a waay better finisher and overall footballer, but Mandzo would eat Lewa's food no problem.

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It's like making Cristiano fight Tevez, is no fair!! Sure CR7 is bigger and got them cuts, but el fuerte apache got dat fire and that butterfly knife.

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I'd love to see Gotze and Messi fight
Messi to kill Gotze because he stole his WC

 

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[BayernFan]

Lewandowski is a waay better finisher and overall footballer, but Mandzo would eat Lewa's food no problem.

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It's like making Cristiano fight Tevez, is no fair!! Sure CR7 is bigger and got them cuts, but el fuerte apache got dat fire and that butterfly knife.

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I'd love to see Gotze and Messi fight
Messi to kill Gotze because he stole his WC

what about Gattuso and Kahn? Or Vidal vs someone?

 

[Fr3sh]

what about Gattuso and Kahn? Or Vidal vs someone?

Gatusso would win. Vidal would win too.

But Messi vs Gotze, now THAT's a blockbuster, 2 midgets fighting to death.
They each get a wall like this.

 

[BayernFan]

Gatusso would win. Vidal would win too.

But Messi vs Gotze, now THAT's a blockbuster, 2 midgets fighting to death.
They each get a wall like this.

You think Gattuso would win vs Kahn? They are both maniacs, but its hard to find a winner in that one. Messi vs Götze? I put my money on Messi for sure.

 

[Fr3sh]

You think Gattuso would win vs Kahn? They are both maniacs, but its hard to find a winner in that one. Messi vs Götze? I put my money on Messi for sure.

Gattusso would win, Khan is too wrinkley now.

As for Messi vs Gotze, I'd shoot the winner, so no winners

 

[BayernFan]

Gattusso would win, Khan is too wrinkley now.

As for Messi vs Gotze, I'd shoot the winner, so no winners

Your right Kahn is no way as crazy today and older too. But back in the day i think he would have beaten the shit out of Gattuso.

The last thing we can agree about.

 

[Fr3sh]

Your right Kahn is no way as crazy today and older too. But back in the day i think he would have beaten the shit out of Gattuso.

The last thing we can agree about.

Younger Khan= Gattuso that is pretty young too. I'd starve Gattuso couple days to insure the win.

 

[BayernFan]

Younger Khan= Gattuso that is pretty young too. I'd starve Gattuso couple days to insure the win.

I want you to kidnap them both, then take them to youre basement and put them in a cage then fight - record it and send it to me

thats the plan.

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[lgorTudor]

Kahn would murder Gattuso on the spot

 

[Paid-off-Ref]

This is @BayernFan's daily outfit

Spoiler

mine as well when our NT plays xD

Slavs

 

[Fr3sh]

Kahn would murder Gattuso on the spot

Gattuso was about to take on Tottenham as a whole with Robinho as his back up.

 

[JuveJay]

He was about to get knocked out by a 65-year old Joe Jordan as well.

 

[Fr3sh]

He was about to get knocked out by a 65-year old Joe Jordan as well.

You Joe Jordan was about to die.

 

[Zacheryah]

Mandzo saved a Russian grizzly bear mom and her cubs by killing a Siberian tiger that was about to eat them, Mandzo has heart and strenght. Lewadowski have no heart, you know this, Lewandowski scared of petting sedated panda bear in zoo. Also Lewandowski is a pussy by nature, I'm sorry, I like him as a player too, but he's a giant gaping vagine, he has join them if you can't beat them mentality, Gotze is even bigger pussum.

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Size isn't always everything in terms of overall body strength or even less fighting ability. @Zacheryah can confirm.

Correct.

Relative body strenght x size determines how strong you actually are. Which is why Yuri Belkin at 90kg is completely destroying any powerlifter bar Lilliebridge in the deadlift.

However, people like Brian Shaw and Eddy Hall, got so much extra size and nearly as much relative strenght, so they surpass his deadlift.


In fighting, ability comes first. A 60kg trained guy will run circles around a muscular novoice and take him out with ellbows and knee's to the chin

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Lewandowski is a waay better finisher and overall footballer, but Mandzo would eat Lewa's food no problem.

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It's like making Cristiano fight Tevez, is no fair!! Sure CR7 is bigger and got them cuts, but el fuerte apache got dat fire and that butterfly knife.

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I'd love to see Gotze and Messi fight
Messi to kill Gotze because he stole his WC

Micropenis

That's @Zacheryah's nickname for Goetze LMAO, dude is crazy.

 

[Zacheryah]

Micropenis

That's @Zacheryah's nickname for Goetze LMAO, dude is crazy.

Good memory

 

[Fr3sh]

Micropenis

That's @Zacheryah's nickname for Goetze LMAO, dude is crazy.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Explain to me please. I wanna know which Tuz members they are.

 

[Fr3sh]

Explain to me please. I wanna know which Tuz members they are.

The short guy is bogan @ZoSo the big guy is RUS