To be frank, I'd probably just write "30 scudetti" on the front of the jersey. Right above the sponsor. In gold. In case anyone might miss it. Also, during every game I'd have a blimp with "30 Serie A titles" written on it circle the stadium. And I don't mean every home game. No, the blimp travels. In fact, it never lands. We just keep fueling it and when there's no game to be played, the blimp simply flies across the Italian skies.