FIGC-"hey wait a minute, he does not look italian"
Cuntface-"em...yeah he sure is. he is ...em my nephew"
FIGC-"are you sure, he looks more south american"
Cuntface-"no he is european, i swear"
FIGC-"the yellowy skin certainly does not look Italian"
Cuntface-"he is...em.....neopolitan"
FIGC-"well we are gonna need to see some identification"
Cuntface-"i will just go get it"
Moratti rings a buzzer and in comes a 6-year-old black child carrying a passport
Cuntface-"ahhh thank you oba my boy"
FIGC-"whatthefuckisthischildlabour?"
Cuntface-"no...he is 19, honestly i have the paperwork"
FIGC-"listen massimo, i have seen about 27 violations of procedure here. i am sorry but we are gonna ahve to demote you"
Cuntface-" will this large "donation help"
FIGC-"with this amount of money we could demote milan"
Cuntface-"what about Juve?"
FIGC-"that can be arranged........"