++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Best post this week :thumb:
Kaiser: "Golly gee, any of you negroes and latins want to come back to Belgium with me? My father needs help in his shipping department. So, why do you fellas call crack cocaine a "twenty"? Guys? Guys?
"Hey that's a nice lil' pistol you have there, nigga...We don't have those in Europe you know. I bet they come cheap also, don't they? How much did you pay for it?"
Silence.
"See Im asking coz my father he'd be impressed if I brought a few of them cannon toys back home. He likes to shoot cans you see. All sorts of cans, really : Mexi-cans, Jamai-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...Hehe just joking nigga"
Silence.
"Ok it was just a stoopid joke, guys, forget it. Now these guns..."
A guy fires a shot in the air.
"Oops, almost hit me there! Betta be careful nigga! I was gonna ask if they shoot and there's my answer, hehe, ain'it?...Niggaz?...Hey hold on...You can't do this to me : I am a semi hot Belgian girl!"