Blandie is a loser (2 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Elnur_E65 ] ++


Hey, you are forgetting the most fundamental one, without which nether #1 or # 2 can work.

1. Get away I am watching football, but first grab me a beer in the fridge
2. Get over here, I want some p***y. and make sure there is beer next to the bed

:LOL:

True, I love it. :LOL:

 

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[Dan]

When is my rap coming burke

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

when I sign a record contract.

Chill, I need time towrite it.

What do you want it to be about?

 

[Elnur_E65]

Probably sex and alcohol.

What do you think, Dan?

 

[Dan]

I said. The benefits of cigarette smoking. You will be thinking for days! enjoy

 

[Elnur_E65]

I was off by a very small margin

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Elnur_E65 ] ++
I was off by a very small margin

Well what would he ask him to write about. Petals?


Actually it would be funny to see burkey try to think up lyrics to that.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

ok.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
when I sign a record contract.

Chill, I need time towrite it.

What do you want it to be about?

alcohol

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


That would be a stretch. I live here though.

Someone showed me this. Thought it might come in handy for you next time you wanna go to haugesund.

1. Go to http://mappoint.msn.com/DirectionsFind.aspx
2. Choose Address In="Norway" and City="haugesund" for start
3. Choose Address In="Norway" and City="trondheim" for finish

Call in for some english tea on your way past

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Alcohol and smokes, ok.

 

[Turdhead]

not that you were going to anyway, but dont write me one. For of the love god just send me some flowers or something.

 

[Dragon]

smoking sucks when will you understand it

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
not that you were going to anyway, but dont write me one. For of the love god just send me some flowers or something.

I want some flowers too :down:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
not that you were going to anyway, but dont write me one. For of the love god just send me some flowers or something.

Daisys?

Chrysanthemums?

Roses?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
smoking sucks when will you understand it

I quit 3 days ago, what kind of flowers do you want?

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Daisys?

Chrysanthemums?

Roses?

you know what, ill pick em up myself. Dont even worry about it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

yea, ok

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Someone showed me this. Thought it might come in handy for you next time you wanna go to haugesund.

1. Go to http://mappoint.msn.com/DirectionsFind.aspx
2. Choose Address In="Norway" and City="haugesund" for start
3. Choose Address In="Norway" and City="trondheim" for finish

Call in for some english tea on your way past

Well it's Microsoft, they have very rigorous quality standards they adhere to.

 

[The Pado]

Here is your rap:

I is a Wigga
And my lips are bigga
I live in Trondheim and froze my balls off
I can't find those balls and my name is Burke
Woooka Woooka Woooka Shizzzzzzzzzzzz.