Nick, of course you see right through me, again. I have been aligning myself with the chicks and it IS because I'm gay. However, as angry as Blandie is she doesn't piss me off. I like the Banjo Boy but something needs to be done to prevent some of that juvenile crap he posts. Seriously, he is better than the "You're gay" and "Your epidermis is showing" crap he has posted lately.
As for the shoe wanking, I am sorry you don't admit to enjoying a good wank. You should join in, have some fun, and quit acting like an old person. You might enjoy a masturbation conversation.
As for the sheep, every time I talk about sheep some pervert tries to make it sexual, so I thought I should stop.
Anything else I can help you with?