(Bilble Studies) Burke's Second Letter to the Corinthians (3 Viewers)

[Slagathor]

Americans just have a wierd sense of humor.

Americans or Georgians?

 

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[Slagathor]

That really wasn't a crazy pun, hell, it wasn't even funny.

It was a god damned fact.

"Pun" and "fact" aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Americans or Georgians?

That depends on if you mean Georgia like just down the road 10 hours, or Georgia, just up shit creek from Lithuania.

Which do you mean???

 

[Slagathor]

That depends on if you mean Georgia like just down the road 10 hours, or Georgia, just up shit creek from Lithuania.

Which do you mean???

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1109177&postcount=35

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I thought that was what you were refering to.

Yea, I am the crazy Kaladze Georgia guy.

But I am also Germany Guy.

 

[swag]

You know, if you pull the Chinese fortune cookie technique on this -- finishing each verse with the phrase "in bed" -- it works even a little bit better.

 

[Geof]

??? what was that?

Burke you're dropping standards! Back to school

 

[Enron]

It showed creativity and had a couple of bright spots which could be money, though I'd rather the New Revised Standard than the King James edition.

 

[Martin]

The same could be said about your little trio as well, Martin.

It *was* said just yesterday. But of course our group is better

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It *was* said just yesterday. But of course our group is better

Don't be too egotistical.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck this nigga's BIBLE!

 

[Bjerknes]

I still find this shit funny. Not sure how people cannot find any humor in this.

I mean, come on, imagine this shit written in the Bible. Mascherano as the keeper of the deep midfield.

 

[Martin]

I read it just now and it cracked me up.

 

[Bjerknes]

I read it just now and it cracked me up.

It's funny as hell. Imagine those motherfuckers back then writing something like that.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

See??????

 

[Alen]

Hillarious !
I can't believe many didn't like it



1:5 Therefore cameth the great Zidane and he shalt sayist to the Materazzi that thou shalt not callist my mother a terrorist, for thou shalt knowist my headbutt. And cast upon the followers was the knowing that if thou shouldist grant upon thee enemy one headbutt, and that headbutt must be knoweth as sin. And if thy knowest not this headbutt as sin, then thou shalt knowest thou headbutt as a three match ban.

 

[rounder]

I'll give you an "E" for effort .

 

[X Æ A-12]

I found it hilarious, but not up there with the best post. As we all know a very popular former member here came up with the greatest of all Juventuz.com posts when he spoke genius words about Leopold the cat and his two mice friends who live friendly together. Davatsithe Dvitizse Druzhno!

 

[Bjerknes]

I found it hilarious, but not up there with the best post. As we all know a very popular former member here came up with the greatest of all Juventuz.com posts when he spoke genius words about Leopold the cat and his two mice friends who live friendly together. Davatsithe Dvitizse Druzhno!

I'll give you a penny for your thoughts.

 

[Osman]

Hillarious !
I can't believe many didn't like it



1:5 Therefore cameth the great Zidane and he shalt sayist to the Materazzi that thou shalt not callist my mother a terrorist, for thou shalt knowist my headbutt. And cast upon the followers was the knowing that if thou shouldist grant upon thee enemy one headbutt, and that headbutt must be knoweth as sin. And if thy knowest not this headbutt as sin, then thou shalt knowest thou headbutt as a three match ban.

LOLed to bits to that part and few else, but then he decided he would prolong it to eternity and overuse the style, so it just choked itself to horribleness. Reading it all in overall is bad, to the point it makes you forget the little random gems that were funny.