(Bilble Studies) Burke's Second Letter to the Corinthians (5 Viewers)

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1:1 And the Argetinians said to the Brazilians that thou shalt not cometh a greater player than the Pele, The Zico, or The Kaka, and cometh to them was the great batistuta, and he saidith to them that thou shalt not talk shit without thou knowest the truth.

1:2 Batistuta saidest to the Corinthians that they knowest not for which they came because if they so deamest thou to cross the mid-line, the Mascherano shall tackleist away and shalt grantest thou the assist to thou greatest Tevez. The Mascherano shalt beinst known as the greatest ever keeper of the depth of the deep midfield.

1:3 Upon thou hearest this, the greatest of all Peles appeared saying that the Batistuta, the Maradonna, and the Zanetti shall not knowest the greates of all fear because if thou knowest the greates of all fear, thou shalt beist Brazilian.

1:4 Upon the hearest of this, came the Mancini, the destroyer of all that is known as Serie A. He saidist to thy people go forth and recieve thou Scudetto. But for not knowest that his player of greatness, the Materazzi, hast deceived him and hast goeth forth prior. The Materazzi camth to thy World Cup and he hast seeith the greatness from which the Cannavaro hast told.

1:5 Therefore cameth the great Zidane and he shalt sayist to the Materazzi that thou shalt not callist my mother a terrorist, for thou shalt knowist my headbutt. And cast upon the followers was the knowing that if thou shouldist grant upon thee enemy one headbutt, and that headbutt must be knoweth as sin. And if thy knowest not this headbutt as sin, then thou shalt knowest thou headbutt as a three match ban.

1:6 Hearing the foretold stories, the greatest of the Pele said that his savour, the Zico was granted greatest ability is saying that the Tevez shalt not be know as the follower, but shalt be known as the finisher in the greatest of punishment, the goalmouth. Therefore the Mascherano tackledist deep in the field and shalt be known as the slotter of such fine pass as to assist to thy great toil. The finish upon the goalmouth.


In the year of our lord, MMVI
 

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