Between Enemy Sheets-a modern Balkan Romeo + Juliet (14 Viewers)

[da_ledgeaun]

Why would you guys like a girlfriend who supports Juve? I think that would be kinda boring, it's better to get one that supports Milan so you can have fights that lead up to hot making up

Cos its probably the fact that its in my imagination,like someone previously said,Juventina girlfriends dont exists..so its kinda like wanting to have a 3some with Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian,you know..the wanting the impossible is what makes me want a Juventina girlfriend,plus im kinda bored with my Fabregas loving gf..

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Dragon]

There once was a Serb named Dusan
He wore drag & was known as Susan

He was broke & never got paid
Which lead to him never getting laid

So he eventually got a job working with some maids
But Dusan was naughty & narrowly escaped without Aids.

He changed his life around when he met Lorena
He vowed to keep his deck in check & took a road to abstaina.

Then came along a man by the name of Alen
He was nasty & grimey as he was a repeat sex felon

Dusan didn't know how to protect his babe so he locked her in the kitchen.
Alen broke in with with a pan & Hoori started bitchen

Hoori slapped Alen to back & forth, to keep the racket down
He tried to back chat once again & she she mocked him like a clown.

Confused & dazed Dusan eventually called the cops
Lorena sprung to Alen's defensive claiming he was just a pops.

So Alen & Hoori went their seperate ways to find better days.
Dhee-Dhee approached . struck from behind & swept Hoori into a craze.

Alen started shouting & screaming like a one man gay band.
Dheeraj arrived with the cops on hand
That was all for Alen, he was off to gayman land

Hoori tried to thank dhee-dhee
but couldn't find his weenie
So he left & became a monk in a beanie.

So once the dust settled, Dusan & Lorena cuddled
They took an oath not to accept defeat
Then Dusan started to cheat

Lorena had her doubts but knew his name was fake melo
He stroked Dusan all the time & was a freaky fellow

She put a plan into action to regain Dusan's satisfaction
She found an englishman named Nick & politely chopped off his dick.

Dusan saw the error of his ways & decided to leave the buttsecs for the strays.

 

[Kate]

I don't mind if she supports any other team, as long as she enjoys the sport.

That's the thing. I couldn't live with someone who didn't like football.

And on that note, I am being taken out for dinner by the Parma fan. Enjoy your respective evenings.

 

[Klin]

That's the thing. I couldn't live with someone who didn't like football.

And on that note, I am being taken out for dinner by the Parma fan. Enjoy your respective evenings.

Enjoy Kate.

 

[Lorena]

Cos its probably the fact that its in my imagination,like someone previously said,Juventina girlfriends dont exists..so its kinda like wanting to have a 3some with Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian,you know..the wanting the impossible is what makes me want a Juventina girlfriend,plus im kinda bored with my Fabregas loving gf..

Juventina girlfriends exist,you just have to find one

 

[da_ledgeaun]

best post ever Byrone..!!!
epic!

 

[Christina]

Byrone.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

That's the thing. I couldn't live with someone who didn't like football.

And on that note, I am being taken out for dinner by the Parma fan. Enjoy your respective evenings.

You know,one thing common between you two is that u can have a amauri poster in your bedroom

 

[Dragon]

Beautiful poetry like that is what makes him the best poster ever

 

[Lorena]

You know,one thing common between you two is that u can have a amauri poster in your bedroom

They can have Giovinco's

 

[j0ker]

@ Byrone

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Edit,i thought dusan wrote it.

Epic post Byrone,but your lady just left with a parma fan

 

[WΏΏdy?]

They can have Giovinco's

He's too young and small to witness the bedroom scenes

 

[Alen]

Hoori tried to thank dhee-dhee
but couldn't find his weenie
So he left & became a monk in a beanie.

 

[SABSAB]

There once was a Serb named Dusan
He wore drag & was known as Susan

He was broke & never got paid
Which lead to him never getting laid

So he eventually got a job working with some maids
But Dusan was naughty & narrowly escaped without Aids.

He changed his life around when he met Lorena
He vowed to keep his deck in check & took a road to abstaina.

Then came along a man by the name of Alen
He was nasty & grimey as he was a repeat sex felon

Dusan didn't know how to protect his babe so he locked her in the kitchen.
Alen broke in with with a pan & Hoori started bitchen

Hoori slapped Alen to back & forth, to keep the racket down
He tried to back chat once again & she she mocked him like a clown.

Confused & dazed Dusan eventually called the cops
Lorena sprung to Alen's defensive claiming he was just a pops.

So Alen & Hoori went their seperate ways to find better days.
Dhee-Dhee approached . struck from behind & swept Hoori into a craze.

Alen started shouting & screaming like a one man gay band.
Dheeraj arrived with the cops on hand
That was all for Alen, he was off to gayman land

Hoori tried to thank dhee-dhee
but couldn't find his weenie
So he left & became a monk in a beanie.

So once the dust settled, Dusan & Lorena cuddled
They took an oath not to accept defeat
Then Dusan started to cheat

Lorena had her doubts but knew his name was fake melo
He stroked Dusan all the time & was a freaky fellow

She put a plan into action to regain Dusan's satisfaction
She found an englishman named Nick & politely chopped off his dick.

Dusan saw the error of his ways & decided to leave the buttsecs for the strays.

One day I'll print them all and putt them on my wall

 

[Bozi]

Jesus Christ this thread has exploded. i haven't seen this much growth since Burke's forehead started getting bigger

 

[Lorena]

He's too young and small to witness the bedroom scenes

 

[bianconero]

Jesus Christ this thread has exploded. i haven't seen this much growth since Burke's forehead started getting bigger

I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

 

[Luca]

So can I play at your wedding or what?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Thought as much. So you & Hoori are history? Dhee-Dhee, time to attack!

:excited: