Between Enemy Sheets-a modern Balkan Romeo + Juliet (1 Viewer)

[WΏΏdy?]

Well, you can't think you could discuss tactics and formations with them. I'm just glad she enjoys a game of football with me and that she understands not to get upset with me after a loss because I couldn't speak to her. Rest is a bonus.

Considering juve's recent record i think you would be overwhelmed with all the sympathy sex

 

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[Alen]

Oh damn I can't change thread titles though, no power

Ok, just add her name there then and we'll start a new thread anyway for the game.

 

[Enron]

God, this thread is too easy. I can't.

 

[Klin]

Yeah, at least they can follow the sport and not complain when it's on. The latter is most important.

First months were cruel. Luckily, Buffon did the trick for me.

 

[Klin]

Considering juve's recent record i think you would be overwhelmed with all the sympathy sex

 

[bianconero]

Torino is the best city in Italy, by a long chalk.

 

[Dragon]

Why would you guys like a girlfriend who supports Juve? I think that would be kinda boring, it's better to get one that supports Milan so you can have fights that lead up to hot making up

 

[Dostoevsky]

There you go Alen.

http://forum.juventuz.com/showthread.php?32195-Picture-of-my-boobs!

 

[Lorena]

Torino is the best city in Italy, by a long chalk.

And will have the best stadium with the best team playing there

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Why would you guys like a girlfriend who supports Juve? I think that would be kinda boring, it's better to get one that supports Milan so you can have fights that lead up to hot making up

she would smell bad

 

[Fake Melo]

Why would you guys like a girlfriend who supports Juve? I think that would be kinda boring, it's better to get one that supports Milan so you can have fights that lead up to hot making up

 

[Dragon]

she would smell bad

She'd smell bad if she liked Inter

 

[Lorena]

It would suck for you all to have a gf who supports some club.

 

[Byrone]

There once was a Serb named Dusan
He wore drag & was known as Susan

He was broke & never got paid
Which lead to him never getting laid

So he eventually got a job working with some maids
But Dusan was naughty & narrowly escaped without Aids.

He changed his life around when he met Lorena
He vowed to keep his deck in check & took a road to abstaina.

Then came along a man by the name of Alen
He was nasty & grimey as he was a repeat sex felon

Dusan didn't know how to protect his babe so he locked her in the kitchen.
Alen broke in with with a pan & Hoori started bitchen

Hoori slapped Alen to back & forth, to keep the racket down
He tried to back chat once again & she she mocked him like a clown.

Confused & dazed Dusan eventually called the cops
Lorena sprung to Alen's defensive claiming he was just a pops.

So Alen & Hoori went their seperate ways to find better days.
Dhee-Dhee approached . struck from behind & swept Hoori into a craze.

Alen started shouting & screaming like a one man gay band.
Dheeraj arrived with the cops on hand
That was all for Alen, he was off to gayman land

Hoori tried to thank dhee-dhee
but couldn't find his weenie
So he left & became a monk in a beanie.

So once the dust settled, Dusan & Lorena cuddled
They took an oath not to accept defeat
Then Dusan started to cheat

Lorena had her doubts but knew his name was fake melo
He stroked Dusan all the time & was a freaky fellow

She put a plan into action to regain Dusan's satisfaction
She found an englishman named Nick & politely chopped off his dick.

Dusan saw the error of his ways & decided to leave the buttsecs for the strays.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

She'd smell bad if she liked Inter

shit shite

And probably because i never had a girlfriend who likes juve,i did date a girl who was a HUGE arsenal fan...like a geniune football fan and she was pain in the ass

 

[Dostoevsky]

 

[Suns]

Girls should do other stuff, like awesome pillow fights.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Bravo,i know u wrote that in blood but the forum just does not show it

There once was a Serb named Dusan
He wore drag & was known as Susan

He was broke & never got paid
Which lead to him never getting laid

So he eventually got a job working with some maids
But Dusan was naughty & narrowly escaped without Aids.

He changed his life around when he met Lorena
He vowed to keep his deck in check & took a road to abstaina.

Then came along a man by the name of Alen
He was nasty & grimey as he was a repeat sex felon

Dusan didn't know how to protect his babe so he locked her in the kitchen.
Alen broke in with with a pan & Hoori started bitchen

Hoori slapped Alen to back & forth, to keep the racket down
He tried to back chat once again & she she mocked him like a clown.

Confused & dazed Dusan eventually called the cops
Lorena sprung to Alen's defensive claiming he was just a pops.

So Alen & Hoori went their seperate ways to find better days.
Dhee-Dhee approached . struck from behind & swept Hoori into a craze.

Alen started shouting & screaming like a one man gay band.
Dheeraj arrived with the cops on hand
That was all for Alen, he was off to gayman land

Hoori tried to thank dhee-dhee
but couldn't find his weenie
So he left & became a monk in a beanie.

So once the dust settled, Dusan & Lorena cuddled
They took an oath not to accept defeat
Then Dusan started to cheat

Lorena had her doubts but knew his name was fake melo
He stroked Dusan all the time & was a freaky fellow

She put a plan into action to regain Dusan's satisfaction
She found an englishman named Nick & politely chopped off his dick.

Dusan saw the error of his ways & decided to leave the buttsecs for the strays.

 

[Lorena]

Very romantic song Byrone

 

[Klin]

Why would you guys like a girlfriend who supports Juve? I think that would be kinda boring, it's better to get one that supports Milan so you can have fights that lead up to hot making up

I don't mind if she supports any other team, as long as she enjoys the sport.