Amen to that, Sir Sebastian. (Or should I say, "Polly Prissypants"?

) Slashing my wrists or watching a baseball game... slashing my wrists or watching a baseball game...
A tough choice on which is more painfully slow to watch.
But growing up on Chicago's South Side, you used to hear of stories before you were born of how the White Sox were in the World Series. After 30+ years, you learn to treat these stories like sightings of Nessie and Bigfoot.
Needless to say, watching ESPN today, it was like seeing Bigfoot being interviewed after just signing for the Chicago Bulls. :dazed: