Balkan Juve thread (7 Viewers)

[V]

The only town approved by Chuck Norris is....Čakovec.

Za Duleta.

 

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[JCK]

Can someone translate this?

 

[Dostoevsky]

The only town approved by Chuck Norris is....Čakovec.

Za Duleta.

Dooobra.

Can someone translate this?

Police officer explained him what to do but the old man tried to drink from a breathalyzer machine

I bet it was because of this

 

[Alen]

That was great. He tried to drink from there

 

[JCK]

I understood what he did but I wanted to know what they were saying.

 

[Alen]

I understood what he did but I wanted to know what they were saying.

The policeman told him how to do it, the old man tried to drink, they started laughing and then the old man started cursing them ( "don't joke with me. Fuck off").
Then the old man asked "Should i blow or should i pull" (i don't know if pull is the correct term here). The policeman told him "No, you shouldn't pull, you should hold it like this and you should blow"

 

[Alen]

Btw, how did you know where to ask the question? How did you recognize that it's our language?
That's impressive.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Neka selendra teska.

 

[Alen]

Mislis?
Reka bih da je izuzetan gospodin, visokih ljudskih kvaliteta.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Moguce, moguce.

Mora da je sljustio litar neke brlje/gromovace.

 

[Alen]

Moguce, moguce.

Mora da je sljustio litar neke brlje/gromovace.

Litar?
Ne samo da je popio sav alkohol, popio je i alkotest, jbt.

 

[Dostoevsky]

a da...koji litar...dedica je objasnio.

 

[Alen]

Meni su vakvi uvik bili simpa. Napija se covik, pa sta? :smile:

 

[Dostoevsky]

Pa nista samo da ne izgine negde usput.

 

[Alen]

Pa nista samo da ne izgine negde usput.

Ma ne. Nije jak alkotest. 0% alkohola, nije opasno.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Kod ovog dedice osecam 0% krvi u alkoholu.

 

[Alen]

Kod ovog dedice osecam 0% krvi u alkoholu.

Garant

 

[JCK]

Btw, how did you know where to ask the question? How did you recognize that it's our language?
That's impressive.

For one year I worked at a place and my co-workers were: Three Bosnians, two Croats, a Serb, 4 Albanians, a Macedonian and a Montenegran. It wasn't difficult at all to recognize the language.

 

[V]

For one year I worked at a place and my co-workers were: Three Bosnians, two Croats, a Serb, 4 Albanians, a Macedonian and a Montenegran. It wasn't difficult at all to recognize the language.

That sounds like they were having a high school reunion.

 

[V]

Upravo sam pojeo 3 tanjura graha, za vas druge pasulja, i 1 glavicu luka i osjecam se svjetski.