When Menace's mom didn't get an abortion.
That is the only bad luck I've ever had.
That is the only bad luck I've ever had.
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Yeah, same here. 
So what's the point of this thread? Menace giving Freudian interpretations of sexual actions that he and some punk did when they were little? If I ever run in to a genie, and if there's a God I will, my first wish is for Menace to be assfucked by tall Ghanaian men for the rest of his life. My second would be playing for Juventus and my third some more ass fucking for Menace.
No that's fairly widely recognised. If all Abrahamic religions are considered as religions of the same branch (which, in reality, they are seeing as they honour the same God): Jesus is the only prophet who is widely acknowledged as very important in all three religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam).
Muhammed is more important than Jesus in Islam, but he is not recognised as such by the other two. Hence, overall, Jesus is the most important prophet.
Note I referred to him as prophet, not Messias.
Muhammed is more important than Jesus in Islam, but he is not recognised as such by the other two. Hence, overall, Jesus is the most important prophet.
Note I referred to him as prophet, not Messias.
The most popular doesn't make him the most important 
And the fact that he's being frequently used as an object for comedy doesn't really shows how respectable he is.
The thing is originally Jesus himself said that there'll come another prophet after me, the last one, but since the Bible has been changed like million times by random people nobody really knows/believes that (except Muslims obviously).
Anyway... I'm done, Erik
PS God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve
And the fact that he's being frequently used as an object for comedy doesn't really shows how respectable he is.
The thing is originally Jesus himself said that there'll come another prophet after me, the last one, but since the Bible has been changed like million times by random people nobody really knows/believes that (except Muslims obviously).
Anyway... I'm done, Erik
PS God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve
Popular has nothing to do with it, he's quite simply the most mentioned, the most influential, the most notable prophet when all three religions are put together.
As for being an object for comedy, the same thing goes for a lot of other religious figures. Mohammed included. The cartoons made me smile...
You're right, let's drop it. Dull subject.
As for being an object for comedy, the same thing goes for a lot of other religious figures. Mohammed included. The cartoons made me smile...
You're right, let's drop it. Dull subject.
Oh I run into crap all the time.
In 2001 I had a job at a recumbent bicycle factory/shop. Right as I was about to step out for lunch, some fat lady entered the shop and started asking about five thousand questions. I have nothing against that, by definition. It's uncomfortable but alright I can have lunch a little later.
Except she was one of those people who really look down on people who work in shops. You know what they're like, they talk to you as if they're the Queen/King and you're a slave of some sort. It's ridiculous. So I was fed up and I yelled at her, more or less told her to get her fat ass out of my store so I could choke down a salad which, incidentally, I really thought she should give a try some time.
End of the day I had to drop some parcels off at the post office, I enter, who's behind the counter...
...the fat b*tch.
"Well well, look who we have here..."
I ran.
In 2001 I had a job at a recumbent bicycle factory/shop. Right as I was about to step out for lunch, some fat lady entered the shop and started asking about five thousand questions. I have nothing against that, by definition. It's uncomfortable but alright I can have lunch a little later.
Except she was one of those people who really look down on people who work in shops. You know what they're like, they talk to you as if they're the Queen/King and you're a slave of some sort. It's ridiculous. So I was fed up and I yelled at her, more or less told her to get her fat ass out of my store so I could choke down a salad which, incidentally, I really thought she should give a try some time.
End of the day I had to drop some parcels off at the post office, I enter, who's behind the counter...
...the fat b*tch.
"Well well, look who we have here..."
I ran.
i just had one case like that less than 10 minutes ago only i didn't send her to hell because my old man was here.
anyway she came into the store(we deal in sanitary-ware) with her nose sky high and she immediatelly had to let us know she is looking for something special, something non-standard for her shower tub. so i showed her some non-standard stuff, explained some minor differences and told her basically it all depends on the design she wants. then after like 30 minutes of sample showing and me blabering on and on about the most boring stuff on mother earth she asks for the prices....god forbid that she asks that in the beginning and spares me the trouble.
in the end she not only went classical, she went retro and bought probably the cheapest piece of crap we have available.
come to think about it i get a lot of cases like that, people just love to pretend.
at least i know not to go to the post office any time soon.
anyway she came into the store(we deal in sanitary-ware) with her nose sky high and she immediatelly had to let us know she is looking for something special, something non-standard for her shower tub. so i showed her some non-standard stuff, explained some minor differences and told her basically it all depends on the design she wants. then after like 30 minutes of sample showing and me blabering on and on about the most boring stuff on mother earth she asks for the prices....god forbid that she asks that in the beginning and spares me the trouble.
in the end she not only went classical, she went retro and bought probably the cheapest piece of crap we have available.
come to think about it i get a lot of cases like that, people just love to pretend.
at least i know not to go to the post office any time soon.
