Axel Witsel - AM/CM - Zenit (39 Viewers)

[Klin]

So we have people here who watch the Russian League?

You and Osman.

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

So we have people here who watch the Russian League?

Rus and Alex?

 

[Hust]

What the fucking shit


Intelligent ? Absolutely not, dreadfull tactical sense, and limited offensive vision. His only upside is beeing completely at mediocre level, and his ability to infiltrate


Classy ? What the shit. Do you even know him ? He's not classy at all

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Witsel offers absolutely nothing to juventus, and i'm well aware what his strenght is. Infiltrating offensively to create and sell purses in the box.

He's a big faggot ass pussy with the spine of a wet towel and the grinta of a mashed potatoo. No, sorry, absolutely not shitzel

 

[Lion]

So we have people here who watch the Russian League?

Osman does

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[Hængebøffer]

Osman says he does.

 

[Post Ironic]

I hope we get this guy just to experience the unholy meltdown of Zach.

And then I hope he assists Gonzo's CL winning goal.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Zach's meltdown is the ONLY reason this guy should be signed for.

 

[Zacheryah]

Of course not. And hardly anyone has seen him play his regular position for Belgium. Unfortunately the only other vocal Belgian on this forum is still angry about an incident that happened 7 years ago when another player tried to injure Witsel and ended up hurting himself.

That being said, Witsel is just not good enough imo.

Witsel for me, is the symbol of everything i hate about belgium. His favorite music has to be that those dutch rap songs with northeren african accent which has electronically altered vocals.

 

[JUVESUPPORTER]

Witsel for me, is the symbol of everything i hate about belgium. His favorite music has to be that those dutch rap songs with northeren african accent which has electronically altered vocals.

I thought that was traditional Belgian music? I've never heard someone listening to anything else on the streets of Belgium.

But seriously no Witsel the Weasel

 

[GordoDeCentral]

We better not get this guy

 

[Post Ironic]

Zach's meltdown is the ONLY reason this guy should be signed for.

Do you think Beppe will fulfil this wish?

 

[KB824]

Are there any positives about this guy?

I just find it hard to believe that after all the acquisitions that Marotta has made this summer, hit after hit after hit, that somehow he would take what is perceived to be such a huge step back in the midfield.

 

[s4tch]

Zach's meltdown is the ONLY reason this guy should be signed for.

25 millions to get zach pissed? just tell him you married a moroccan girl from manchester.

 

[KB824]

25 millions to get zach pissed? just tell him you married a moroccan girl from manchester.

And that you are able to do Anal.

That will surely put him over the edge

 

[JuveJay]

Some Axels who are all better than this one:

 

[Post Ironic]

And that you are able to do Anal.

That will surely put him over the edge

And that she's a redhead...

 

[KB824]

And that she's a redhead...

Well, I have to agree with Zach there.


Redheads are just


Connect the dots on Dat Ass!!!!!

 

[Hængebøffer]

Axel Rose?
The biggest hack out there.

 

[baggio]

Are there any positives about this guy?

I just find it hard to believe that after all the acquisitions that Marotta has made this summer, hit after hit after hit, that somehow he would take what is perceived to be such a huge step back in the midfield.

The 2016 Hernanes moment It has got to be said though, that I think this guy is criminally criticised in these parts. He's not that bad. Worth a shot, just not worth a shot as Pogba replacement.

 

[Juliano13]

The 2016 Hernanes moment It has got to be said though, that I think this guy is criminally criticised in these parts. He's not that bad. Worth a shot, just not worth a shot as Pogba replacement.

It's the hair.