Axel Witsel - AM/CM - Zenit (26 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

Like Bangkok's finest?

Even the filthiest ladyboy is better than Witsel in a Juve jersey.

 

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[alexjuventino]

 

[KB824]

Bangcops?

Bangbros?

 

[Nicholas]

Sergio,

Your thoughts on this?

 

[KB824]

Sergio,

Your thoughts on this?

I don't know what to think.

Honestly, yeah he's better than Montolivo, and he's probably better than Pereyra as an AM, but the ceiling is simply not there like it is with Draxler.


When his name first popped up, my issue with him had more to do with the price than the player. I think he is a good player, but nothing more, nothing less.

 

[swag]

He's an ok player. I saw him enough at Benfica to know there's nothing to see, folks.

 

[Amer]

This guy played 42 matches last season, had 1 assist.

One fucking assist.

Sturaro had that much in first game of the season.

Anyone who thinks this guy is worthy of Juve shirt is delusional at best.

 

[DutchJuventino]

#NOWITSEL

 

[swag]

You know how to Witsel, don't you? Just put your boots on and blow.

 

[Nicholas]

I don't know what to think.

Honestly, yeah he's better than Montolivo, and he's probably better than Pereyra as an AM, but the ceiling is simply not there like it is with Draxler.


When his name first popped up, my issue with him had more to do with the price than the player. I think he is a good player, but nothing more, nothing less.

I assume he'd be deployed infront of the defence.

 

[Hydde]

Buying just for the sake of it.... thats the story of this saga.

 

[swag]

In the Moggi days, this is what we used to hopefully call a smokescreen. :xfinger:

 

[DeviAngel]

If we get him its 4-3-3

 

[Zacheryah]

I assume he'd be deployed infront of the defence.

Anyone watching our NT can explain you in detail on why that is a horrible mistake.

 

[Robee]

I don't know what to think.

Honestly, yeah he's better than Montolivo, and he's probably better than Pereyra as an AM, but the ceiling is simply not there like it is with Draxler.


When his name first popped up, my issue with him had more to do with the price than the player. I think he is a good player, but nothing more, nothing less.

Not by a long shot, pal. You're misjudging at least one of them...

 

[Zacheryah]

It strikes me how little people know about Witsel.


other then that some russian team paid a big fee+wages for him "so he has to be good".


One day i read he's an am. other day he's in front of the defence


i wonder what its gonna be tomorrow

 

[Bianconero81]

"Witsel"

Can you tell me bout Witsel baby, Witsel baby
Yes he blows
He can't string two passes together
And he's fucking slow
He is not the player we need, not an AM
His skill set isn't even close
Now you know about Witstel baby, Witsel baby
Yes he blows

 

[alexjuventino]

:facepalm: what a song to use

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[Bianconero81]

Shitty song befitting of this dud. Slo Rida produces brainless music just like Witsel's football skills.

 

[alexjuventino]